Kids: Today, I was driving to work and I had to pee really badly. I...

By mrteacher - 21/08/2009 22:15 - United States

Today, I was driving to work and I had to pee really badly. I am a teacher and my school was another 20 miles so I stopped on the side of the road. About halfway through, a bus full of laughing kids went by. They were all my students. My pants were down. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2023 14:00

Today, while driving my son and his friend home, I was so frantic to pee, I was bouncing up and down in my seat. I stopped and ran into a store but it was too late. There was a line and I made it 11 seconds. I was radiating heat from the humiliation of walking past dozens of people after peeing my pants. I even apologized. FML

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By "AdorableDoxie" - 17/12/2018 22:00

Today, I fell asleep in the school bus on the way back home when my loud fart woke me and a few other kids up. I am a teacher. FML

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By forgotten - 21/09/2010 22:16 - United States

Today, I was on my hour long bus ride home with a full bladder. Right as the bus reached my stop, the time I spent holding it in was over. I didn't make it out of the aisle before I peed my pants. FML

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By fishyrael - 12/11/2019 01:00

Today, I was on a long road trip and I really had to pee. With no rest stop for miles and night having fallen, I decided to pull over on the side of the highway and pee in a fast food cup. A cop knocked on the window to see if everything was okay, while I was mid-squat. FML

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By anonymous - 19/10/2009 19:16 - United States

Today, I drove 100 miles from my parents house to mine. I had only a few miles left when I realized I really had to pee. I didn't want to pull over somewhere when I was so close to home, so I sped up. A cop pulled me over a block from my house. I started to sob, and ended up peeing myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2016 13:38 - United States

Today, the coach bus I was riding almost crashed. I was using the restroom at the time. The bus braked so hard, I peed all over the wall and splashed my shirt. Nobody wanted to sit anywhere near me after that. FML

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By Samantha35 - 28/01/2019 20:00

Today, I was substitute teaching a high school English class. A student discreetly told me that my zipper was open. I tried to zip it up, but the zipper got caught on my underwear. When I bent down to pick up my pen, my pants split. Before I turned around, I heard the sound of phones taking pictures. FML

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By not_trained_for_this - 18/11/2009 06:05 - United States

Today, I was working at the school when one of the kids came crying to me about needing help with his zipper after a little "accident". Forbidden by a district ordinance to touch them in certain areas, there was nothing I could do; to which he cried and pissed his pants. Again. FML

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By jojo - 06/05/2009 19:11 - United States

Today, while driving home I had to pee really bad, so I speeded up to get home quicker. I got pulled over for speeding and peed my pants. The cop, assuming I was drunk, made me take a sobriety test. I had to walk a straight line with piss all over my pants at 2:00 in the afternoon. FML

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By Peepants - 03/03/2016 23:03 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I really had to pee during one of my college lectures. I finally worked up the nerve to leave the room while he was lecturing, and ran frantically to the bathroom. Once in there, the urge intensified to the point I couldn't hold it. I peed my pants while standing in the bathroom. FML

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Saturday 22 August 2009 1:31

wow YDI for not knowing how to piss out doors

cxp119 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 1:31

Why wouldn't you just go somewhere with an actual bathroom?

Comments

bluedoll 1

Saturday 22 August 2009 16:38

You have horrible grammar for a teacher. Please tell me you teach math, where grammar doesn't matter in your subject.

luvs2splooge42 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 20:49

what kind of a hick town do you live in if you were twenty miles away from school and all your kids were on the bus that passed you?

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Saturday 22 August 2009 21:30

I'm thinking he was trying, unsuccessfully, to squat behind whatever scant cover there was. Either that, or he's a very messy pee-er. Shower setting!

tycrystar 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 22:28

mayyybe you shuld had been facing away from the street.... then they may not have recognized u...

liveandletlive89 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 0:12

YDi for not being a real man!

summer99 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 1:09

uh couldnt you go into the woods or something?

manintehbox 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 1:58

I smell yearbook!

iheart 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 2:51

if ur really a guy, u wont need to pull down ur pants to pee...

foryoublue94 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 11:36

There _had_ to be a gas station or something!! Even if not, wasn't there a way to conceal yourself?

mrmidi 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 14:48

Tell them there was a fire, and smokey the bear said it was up to you to put it out! God bless your for pissing for safety! Now that's a lesson everyone can learn from ;)