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Perdix, you're always abusing people. Why, recall if you will the time you went off on that 50-page rant against a guy who'd said nothing but nice things about you in his comment, but you went and completely destroyed his sense of self-worth, ultimately leading him to commit suicide with the use of a blender. Oh wait, that was... that was me. Shit. And DocBastard, I hate you now. Where's my love, people? And who said I was female? Or male? I do so enjoy the ambiguity.

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Kay said that he climbed into my window and then Perdix busted in with a shotgun and told him not to touch the merchandise.... KaySL- You want some love? Be at my place in 10 minutes. Make sure that you're drunk before you get here. Don't forget the PCP, Cocaine, and the lube. Especially the lube... Wait...what?

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Hey, who said I was male? And I'm perpetually drunk and high, so I'll just bring half the booze and coke so you don't overdose and need CPR again. Lube is for pussies, as it were. Just bite the pillow and it'll all work out okay. Yeah.

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She? Hmm...strap-on? I might "purposely" pass out to get some mouth to mouth...but other then that, we'll be fine. I forgot to mention, I will be video taping everything so that I can have a memory of this...

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She? Hmmm...strap-on? I might "accidently" overdose so that I can pass out and get some mouth to mouth...but other then that, we'll be fine.. I forgot to mention, bring some edible body paint...that's definitely a must.

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@Doc: Essaye un peu, mon con. @King: Funny thing, that. Whenever I walk into the field of view of a camera, it just cuts into static. Odd, that :D

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