Kids: Today, I was driving to work and I had to pee really badly. I...

By mrteacher - 21/08/2009 22:15 - United States

Today, I was driving to work and I had to pee really badly. I am a teacher and my school was another 20 miles so I stopped on the side of the road. About halfway through, a bus full of laughing kids went by. They were all my students. My pants were down. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2023 14:00

Today, while driving my son and his friend home, I was so frantic to pee, I was bouncing up and down in my seat. I stopped and ran into a store but it was too late. There was a line and I made it 11 seconds. I was radiating heat from the humiliation of walking past dozens of people after peeing my pants. I even apologized. FML

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By "AdorableDoxie" - 17/12/2018 22:00

Today, I fell asleep in the school bus on the way back home when my loud fart woke me and a few other kids up. I am a teacher. FML

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By forgotten - 21/09/2010 22:16 - United States

Today, I was on my hour long bus ride home with a full bladder. Right as the bus reached my stop, the time I spent holding it in was over. I didn't make it out of the aisle before I peed my pants. FML

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By fishyrael - 12/11/2019 01:00

Today, I was on a long road trip and I really had to pee. With no rest stop for miles and night having fallen, I decided to pull over on the side of the highway and pee in a fast food cup. A cop knocked on the window to see if everything was okay, while I was mid-squat. FML

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By anonymous - 19/10/2009 19:16 - United States

Today, I drove 100 miles from my parents house to mine. I had only a few miles left when I realized I really had to pee. I didn't want to pull over somewhere when I was so close to home, so I sped up. A cop pulled me over a block from my house. I started to sob, and ended up peeing myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2016 13:38 - United States

Today, the coach bus I was riding almost crashed. I was using the restroom at the time. The bus braked so hard, I peed all over the wall and splashed my shirt. Nobody wanted to sit anywhere near me after that. FML

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By Samantha35 - 28/01/2019 20:00

Today, I was substitute teaching a high school English class. A student discreetly told me that my zipper was open. I tried to zip it up, but the zipper got caught on my underwear. When I bent down to pick up my pen, my pants split. Before I turned around, I heard the sound of phones taking pictures. FML

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By not_trained_for_this - 18/11/2009 06:05 - United States

Today, I was working at the school when one of the kids came crying to me about needing help with his zipper after a little "accident". Forbidden by a district ordinance to touch them in certain areas, there was nothing I could do; to which he cried and pissed his pants. Again. FML

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By jojo - 06/05/2009 19:11 - United States

Today, while driving home I had to pee really bad, so I speeded up to get home quicker. I got pulled over for speeding and peed my pants. The cop, assuming I was drunk, made me take a sobriety test. I had to walk a straight line with piss all over my pants at 2:00 in the afternoon. FML

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By Peepants - 03/03/2016 23:03 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I really had to pee during one of my college lectures. I finally worked up the nerve to leave the room while he was lecturing, and ran frantically to the bathroom. Once in there, the urge intensified to the point I couldn't hold it. I peed my pants while standing in the bathroom. FML

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PoolOfIck 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 1:31

wow YDI for not knowing how to piss out doors

cxp119 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 1:31

Why wouldn't you just go somewhere with an actual bathroom?

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sarah2144 14

Saturday 22 August 2009 7:24

I moderated this one! :D It made me laugh.

8IGHTY8 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 7:53

teacher teacher ... why were u watering the land ???? lol

Shyman4ever 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 7:53

Fail, real men don't bring there pants down while they're peeing. Only 7 year old do that.

mattfcuk 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 8:15

only in south dakota would that happen

MiniatureMayhem 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 9:20

1) Why were your pants down? 2) Why was there a bus that drives 20 to and from school? In my area, the buses don't go much further than a 2-mile radius.

DameGreyWulf 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 9:37

Exactly, in YOUR area. In our area, twenty miles and further is how it is for some kids. And a two-mile radius is really small lmfao

flinkpamingo 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 9:44

Yes, I guess it just depends on where you live. Our nearest Starbuck's is over 200 miles away. The nearest mall of any size (more than 20 shops) is about that as well. You just learn to make due. Sounds like you are rural as well. Not a bad life for me. Hope the same for you.

klesskapet 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 10:00

Omg, if you were my teacher, it would totally make my day xD

lexiBRo 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 10:44

When I drive through central florida on the turnpike there is definitely a sign that says next exit 40miles, and there are no gas stations or rest stops for the entire 40miles . If you live in an area like that you just make sure you have enough gas to get your from point A to point B. I don't see what is so difficult about that.