Intimacy: Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend in bed after a round... - FML

By C0r1nn3 - 07/06/2012 04:02 - United States - Santa Clara

Spicy

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend in bed after a round of amazing sex. He decided it would be a great time to stick his finger up my nose. FML

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By Qwerty - 28/06/2011 16:10 - Australia

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML

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By Maria - 14/03/2017 15:00 - United Kingdom - York

Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML

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By unattractive - 18/12/2010 09:32 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML

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By anonymous - 23/01/2016 01:56 - United States - Indiana

Today, my boyfriend picked his nose and tried to stick his booger up my nose, claiming that it was time to plant his "seed." FML

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By blushingbride - 09/02/2014 21:59 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, my husband decided to pick his nose out before he would kiss me. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2012 20:23 - Ireland

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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated, and he started to go down on me. In excitement, I accidentally drove a knee into his face. No amount of fondling his diddlestick made him forgive me for his bloody nose and swollen eye. FML

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By booger - 18/07/2013 07:41 - United States - Plano

Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend began to stroke my nose. "You can pick your girlfriend, but you can't pick your girlfriend's nose," I said playfully. In response, he shouted, "Yes, I can!" before painfully jamming his pinky up my left nostril. FML

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By suffersecks - 20/01/2012 23:54 - United States

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Today, while in the middle of giving my husband a blow job, I looked up to see him staring into space and vigorously picking his nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2019 22:00

Today, when my boyfriend came to bed, I rolled over and watched as he used his pinky to clean out both nostrils, then eat it what he found. He’s almost 25. FML

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By eeewww - 21/11/2018 03:13

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend and he ejaculated without warning, shooting straight up my nostril. I accidentally snorted it, started choking, and then coughed it up in my mouth. FML

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blcksocks 19

Thursday 7 June 2012 12:05

Better than sticking it somewhere else. Or is it?

ILoveFluttershy 3

Thursday 7 June 2012 12:07

*Cleveland voice* Oh that's just nasty

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burro_fml 6

Thursday 7 June 2012 13:43

Insert finger here.

DDalton 14

Thursday 7 June 2012 14:01

It was probably just a joke and you need to lighten up sweet ****...

kirakush13 4

Thursday 7 June 2012 14:10

Someone should explain to my boyfriend why this ruins the moment.

TheNewGuy03 28

Thursday 7 June 2012 14:18

He was just spelunking. He just needed to explore other caves. Anyway ... it's better he did it after sex than before or during, no? |the kid|

tonyjerfita 5

Thursday 7 June 2012 14:20

Happens to me all the time

pexy_fml 16

Thursday 7 June 2012 15:02

He ruined the moment

pexy_fml 16

Thursday 7 June 2012 18:34

Those who thumbed down probably love to have someone sticking their fingers into their nose after sex

kmiddleton627 1

Thursday 7 June 2012 15:25

I don't understand why this is so horrible? Oh, wait...it must be because I'm married. Lol I love when my husband is playful, even after sex!

Enslaved 36

Thursday 7 June 2012 15:29

Maybe he was looking for a way to let you know he had had enough cuffling.

Enslaved 36

Thursday 7 June 2012 15:35

WTF *cuddling

TheNewGuy03 28

Thursday 7 June 2012 21:47

I like it. It sounds like a portmanteau of "cuddling" and "cuffing" (being clingy). Also, cuff links. Everyone likes cuff links. And boners. |the kid|

whattod0 3

Thursday 7 June 2012 15:57

OMG !!! It's the end of the world!!! Seriously? You need to grow up.

Kingbreezy04 10

Thursday 7 June 2012 16:42

Up your ass or your nose....You choose.

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