Intimacy: Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend in bed after a round...

By C0r1nn3 - 07/06/2012 04:02 - United States - Santa Clara

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend in bed after a round of amazing sex. He decided it would be a great time to stick his finger up my nose. FML

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By Qwerty - 28/06/2011 16:10 - Australia

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML

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By Maria - 14/03/2017 15:00 - United Kingdom - York

Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML

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By unattractive - 18/12/2010 09:32 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML

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By anonymous - 23/01/2016 01:56 - United States - Indiana

Today, my boyfriend picked his nose and tried to stick his booger up my nose, claiming that it was time to plant his "seed." FML

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By blushingbride - 09/02/2014 21:59 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, my husband decided to pick his nose out before he would kiss me. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2012 20:23 - Ireland

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated, and he started to go down on me. In excitement, I accidentally drove a knee into his face. No amount of fondling his diddlestick made him forgive me for his bloody nose and swollen eye. FML

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By booger - 18/07/2013 07:41 - United States - Plano

Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend began to stroke my nose. "You can pick your girlfriend, but you can't pick your girlfriend's nose," I said playfully. In response, he shouted, "Yes, I can!" before painfully jamming his pinky up my left nostril. FML

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By suffersecks - 20/01/2012 23:54 - United States

Today, while in the middle of giving my husband a blow job, I looked up to see him staring into space and vigorously picking his nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2019 22:00

Today, when my boyfriend came to bed, I rolled over and watched as he used his pinky to clean out both nostrils, then eat it what he found. He’s almost 25. FML

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By eeewww - 21/11/2018 03:13

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend and he ejaculated without warning, shooting straight up my nostril. I accidentally snorted it, started choking, and then coughed it up in my mouth. FML

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blcksocks 19

Thursday 7 June 2012 12:05

Better than sticking it somewhere else. Or is it?

ILoveFluttershy 3

Thursday 7 June 2012 12:07

*Cleveland voice* Oh that's just nasty

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LittleMagicWolf 7

Sunday 10 June 2012 6:06

Aren't boyfriends just so weird after sex? Lol

dansco 24

Sunday 10 June 2012 9:35

Better that then up your arse lol

_MidnightLuna_ 17

Sunday 10 June 2012 21:51

Call me weird if you guys want, but I do this to my boyfriend all the time just to bug him... because I know he hates it :P but I never feel the urge to do so right after a hot session of love making.

purebliss7 6

Monday 11 June 2012 7:12

i didnt know there was a great time for that at all.

Smurff95 0

Monday 11 June 2012 8:23

My boyfriend does that to me ALL the time...

freakinfreak22 3

Monday 11 June 2012 18:56

I'd of rather had it stuck somewhere else..?

shutyourmouth12Z 7

Wednesday 13 June 2012 7:20

For a second there I thought OP was gonna say something else at the end

yourlifesucksHA 14

Sunday 17 June 2012 0:41

Kinky much?!???

gingersthename 0

Sunday 17 June 2012 4:59

That's true love! My bf picks on me like that all the time

AML14 0

Monday 18 June 2012 6:00

He was probably just trying to make you laugh... Appreciate his sense of humor:)

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