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By C0r1nn3 - / Thursday 7 June 2012 04:02 / United States - Santa Clara
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That's kind of weird yes. My gf a few days ago accidentally poked my face with her fingers after sex and she has fairly long nails. I said she "wolverined" me and that I should post it on fml.

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  Obeyy19  |  4

F YOUR life.

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  KeyLoLoKye  |  0

Eww! That's sick and yet so funny to me

By  Dirty_Minded_FML  |  2

At least you has sex ( Why let the finger up the nose ruin it?!)

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  leogirl95  |  12

*had

By  patrickalamo  |  47

It must be a California thing.,,

By  Hiimhaileypotter  |  49

My boyfriend does this to me jokingly...sometimes it pisses me off, like if we're sharing a cute moment, but I usually just laugh it off. My boyfriends a freak; he'd have to be, to put up with me ;)

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yup. mine is identical. licking my face, sticking his fingers up my nose... however, its gotten to the point where whenever he gets close to my face, im ready to swat him away ahaha

By  MissAmz  |  7

Trust idiot guys (not all guys are idiots, though) to ruin a relaxing moment. I had an ex like that. Just because it might seem funny in your head, doesn't mean the other person's going to laugh when you do it to them. Douche.

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  MissAmz  |  7

I've also come from an abusive relationship where that was done to me and other annoying things at my expense so yeah, certain things get on my goat. Did I say women were perfect, no. And did I day all men are like that? No. It isn't being stuck up where you no nothing of where my comment came from.

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  MissAmz  |  7

Oh and another thing, I clearly stated in brackets that not all guys are idiots. How would you like to be poked, prodded, slapped, pinched, pulled around and punched everyday and told to 'lighten up' because you didn't find the bruises funny? Well, I'm sorry if that means I don't have a sense of humor..

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  MissAmz  |  7

Well, obviously I have explained motive behind my initial reaction. That doesn't mean I'm hurt by someone over the Internet. I've just decided to explain myself instead.

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  MissAmz  |  7

I called upon a past experience to judge this FML. Maybe every one should lighten the fuck up, especially if you don't agree with what I've said. Fucking bite me.

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  MissAmz  |  7

I call him and idiot and a douche mainly because of the feelings I felt when associated with this kind of thing and my own personal experiences. He probably isn't really an idiot or a douche (obviously, because I don't know the person).

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  angelk12  |  6

Correct me if I'm wrong but I think your comment veered away from the actual FML and ended up being a comment about your bad relationship(s?) in the past.

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  yahoowizard  |  16

Fairly sure OP isn't getting abused, bruised, punched, or anything of that nature. Just a little turned off is all. Internet isn't really a place to vent about randomly now

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