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That's kind of weird yes. My gf a few days ago accidentally poked my face with her fingers after sex and she has fairly long nails. I said she "wolverined" me and that I should post it on fml.

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  Obeyy19  |  4

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  KeyLoLoKye  |  0

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By  Dirty_Minded_FML  |  2

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By  Hiimhaileypotter  |  49

My boyfriend does this to me jokingly...sometimes it pisses me off, like if we're sharing a cute moment, but I usually just laugh it off. My boyfriends a freak; he'd have to be, to put up with me ;)

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yup. mine is identical. licking my face, sticking his fingers up my nose... however, its gotten to the point where whenever he gets close to my face, im ready to swat him away ahaha

By  MissAmz  |  7

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  MissAmz  |  7

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  MissAmz  |  7

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  MissAmz  |  7

Well, obviously I have explained motive behind my initial reaction. That doesn't mean I'm hurt by someone over the Internet. I've just decided to explain myself instead.

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  MissAmz  |  7

I called upon a past experience to judge this FML. Maybe every one should lighten the fuck up, especially if you don't agree with what I've said. Fucking bite me.

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  MissAmz  |  7

I call him and idiot and a douche mainly because of the feelings I felt when associated with this kind of thing and my own personal experiences. He probably isn't really an idiot or a douche (obviously, because I don't know the person).

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  angelk12  |  6

Correct me if I'm wrong but I think your comment veered away from the actual FML and ended up being a comment about your bad relationship(s?) in the past.

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  yahoowizard  |  16

Fairly sure OP isn't getting abused, bruised, punched, or anything of that nature. Just a little turned off is all. Internet isn't really a place to vent about randomly now

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