Today, when my boyfriend came to bed, I rolled over and watched...

By Anonymous - 17/07/2019 22:00

Today, when my boyfriend came to bed, I rolled over and watched as he used his pinky to clean out both nostrils, then eat it what he found. He’s almost 25. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2017 15:00

Today, I saw my 32-year-old boyfriend of 4 years pick his nose and eat it. The booger in question was attached to his nose and he sucked it out spaghetti-style. He then tried to kiss me. I still feel my stomach churning. FML

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By unattractive - 18/12/2010 09:32 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML

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By UUUGHHH - 05/02/2016 20:33 - France - Villejuif

Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML

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By Qwerty - 28/06/2011 16:10 - Australia

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML

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By smellybelly - 02/03/2012 06:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years kept digging around in his belly button and smelling his fingers. At one point he shoved his fingers in my face and told me to smell his belly button. He's 27 years old. FML

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By rozziepop - 30/03/2012 05:37 - United States - Visalia

Today, I saw my 22-year-old boyfriend blow his nose into his hand, then wipe his snot on our couch. There was a box of tissues directly in front of him. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2012 11:26 - Australia

Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML

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By HaleyIsabelle - 08/03/2010 20:54 - France

Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML

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By mandy_2480 - 19/02/2012 02:08 - China

Today, I had to stop my 26 year old fiancé from picking his nose and eating it like a little boy. Three times. FML

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By anonymous - 23/01/2016 01:56 - United States - Indiana

Today, my boyfriend picked his nose and tried to stick his booger up my nose, claiming that it was time to plant his "seed." FML

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 17 July 2019 23:54

You can pick your nose, and You can pick your boyfriends, but You can’t pick your boyfriend’s nose... That’s his job!

Madison Gliosci 16

Thursday 18 July 2019 3:04

Would NEVER KISS AGAIN

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 17 July 2019 23:54

You can pick your nose, and You can pick your boyfriends, but You can’t pick your boyfriend’s nose... That’s his job!

TomeDr 24

Thursday 18 July 2019 0:39

Ever see the movie Frozen? Kristoff did warn you!

riley873 21

Thursday 18 July 2019 2:13

that's a smooth **** no!

BurnInDemonFire 33

Thursday 18 July 2019 2:19

You missed a decimal point in his age.

Madison Gliosci 16

Thursday 18 July 2019 3:04

Would NEVER KISS AGAIN

WeirdUS 29

Thursday 18 July 2019 4:19

I guarantee you if you break up with him and he’s going to complain about being single and being a nice guy on here

kdmittens 9

Thursday 18 July 2019 11:08

call him out make him stop buy one of those nose guards thing swimmers use

peytonmacphail 3

Thursday 18 July 2019 13:48

wow my bf does this to I didnt think it was a thing but I guess it is nice to know I'm not the only out there with a bf that does this.

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