Kids, Clothes and Shopping: All my fault

All my fault

By streaker? - 27/11/2015 14:21 - Germany - Langenhagen

Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2015 00:37 - United States - Plano

Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML

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Not now!

By Anonymous - 20/09/2009 05:01 - United States

Today, I was in a department store with my three year old daughter to buy some new jeans. I took her into the dressing room with me and as I began to take off my pants she yells, "Mommy, you can't go peepee in here!!" I am no longer welcome in that particular store. FML

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By wouaf - 29/05/2015 04:19 - France - Voiron

Today, I was out shopping with my little sister. I wanted to try something on, so I put my bag in front of a changing room and jokingly told her to bark if someone came near. She ended up biting a lady who was trying to get into one of the changing rooms. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2009 02:56 - United States

Today, I was trying on dresses in a stall that requires an employee of the store to have a key to open. After I took off one dress to go to another, an employee quickly opens my door, to give the stall to someone else. The entire store could see me in my granny panties and bra. FML

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By gloomy - 15/08/2017 20:00

Today, my daughter and I went to the mall. While we were looking for clothes, she walked away from me and touched a man on the arm and smiled and said "Hi!" The man freaked out and screamed at me for letting that "thing" in public and to "wear a condom next time." FML

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By 4yrldkicker - 29/07/2009 20:26 - United States

Today, I was at the mall and someone peeked their head under the door of my dressing room while I was half dressed. Not knowing who it was, I kicked him in the face just out of instinct. Its was a 4 year old kid looking for his mother. FML

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By Gitana - 22/04/2012 19:08 - Spain - Tafalla

Today, I was trying on some clothes in the store's changing room, when someone reached under the door and grabbed my purse, shoes, and pants. FML

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It's not what you think

By Shopper - 23/05/2012 22:50 - United States

Today, I was shopping with a friend. We snuck into the same fitting room so we could give our opinions on each other's clothes. The suspicious saleswoman knocked on the door and asked how many people were in our room. I quickly answered, "It's OK. She's just watching." FML

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It is though

By Timv86 - 16/02/2010 08:18 - Australia

Today, I went to the shops with my little sister. We had to walk through the lingerie section of the store to get to another part. My sister then yelled at the top of her voice, "Stop following me, you freak." I had security escort me out of the store, and got many dirty looks. She thought it was hilarious. FML

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Stars of CCTV

By Stfu lil brat smh - 26/03/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, while I was shopping, I spotted a lady who had the last of an item I wanted in her cart. She went off to the dressing room, so seeing my opportunity, I went and grabbed it from her cart, and put it in mine. I hadn't noticed her bratty-ass daughter next to the cart, who then yelled, “I saw that! Mommy! Some lady's stealing from your cart!” FML

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OptimusSlime 23

Saturday 28 November 2015 0:08

Oh my god, a human body! AH the horror of nature and looking at a completely normal person! And God forbid, boobs, that thing that looks exactly the same on pretty much every women.

WittyMoron 22

Saturday 28 November 2015 0:05

Yay for random bitches!

Comments

WittyMoron 22

Saturday 28 November 2015 0:05

Yay for random bitches!

GreyJedi 10

Saturday 28 November 2015 0:05

Don't lie. You opened the door. We all saw it. Bad OP.

SynysterKilljoy 10

Saturday 28 November 2015 0:07

You should've done a little dance for her and end it with the middle finger ;)

Seabass_Chan 33

Saturday 28 November 2015 7:38

I think I saw a GIF of that on Tumblr.

OptimusSlime 23

Saturday 28 November 2015 0:08

Oh my god, a human body! AH the horror of nature and looking at a completely normal person! And God forbid, boobs, that thing that looks exactly the same on pretty much every women.

ChopSuey444 20

Saturday 28 November 2015 2:59

Especially in a room designated for taking off clothes...

meli1195 31

Saturday 28 November 2015 11:24

although fitting rooms are for changing and whatnot, I don't appreciate the women who intentionally walk around the fitting room in their underwear. especially when it's just their underwear and no bra.

be82tw 17

Saturday 28 November 2015 12:39

@4, if you think boobs look exactly the same on every woman, then I would respectfully submit that you have not seen enough boobs.

Biker187 13

Saturday 28 November 2015 16:11

They may have everything but in no way does it look the same. Some just look outstanding & are more appealing than others. Either way they could have seen more at the local Y

pickle682 17

Saturday 28 November 2015 22:12

There is absolutely nothing wrong with being angry that another adult has exposed themselves to your kids... How are people not getting that??? The woman didn't know it was an accident

lynnlady 6

Sunday 29 November 2015 0:57

Seriously? As a mother, when you see the child, you know damn well what happened. She clearly just has a stick up her ass.

Doritozilla 20

Sunday 29 November 2015 19:54

Oh no a boobies

nykeldorgirl 7

Monday 12 September 2016 7:04

I agree with your message but disagree with the wording if there is one thing that can look so opposite on so many people but still be the same thing it is boobs.

Liamj774 36

Saturday 28 November 2015 0:09

Yeah, how dare you totally and intentionally expose yourself to the poor woman OP

tigerisabelle 31

Saturday 28 November 2015 0:09

Yes because if you're a pedophile you're obviously going to hide in a changing room and wait until somebody else opens the door, hoping there will be small children outside. That's exactly how pedophiles work. I should know