By missclitter - 09/04/2012 18:18 - United States

Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend, when I had to go pee. Halfway down the aisle, I tripped, screamed, and fell face-first into some guy. My boyfriend is now accusing me of cheating and "flirting" with every man I see. FML
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PlasticSand 6

How unfortunate, but how is screaming the same as flirting?

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kidwiththeface42 7

Whoever tripped you must be one Helluva wingman.

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spearodude 0

necessary mentioning that you had to pee?

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Mifflicious 18

Otherwise no one would have known why she had to go. Don't be stupid!

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lilypad7275 0

Well she had to explain somehow the reason she was wet on a guys lap hahaha :D

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ciipher 17

Well, you did literally fall into the lap of a random. You little ****, you.

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perdix 29

It would have been more respectable if she selected a hot guy with a huge . . ., er, . . . bucket of popcorn? Random is slutty, I agree.

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MargaretColleen 8

Well, obviously your boyfriend isn't very observant and he clearly doesn't trust you. Trust is very important in a relationship and if he doesn't understand that, this might become an issue.

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hqbrat 8

He's just going to give you a hard time

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courtz94 24

He is not understanding...and sound mean.

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lovebeecharmer 6

I'm sick of you girls putting up with assholes like him. You deserve it if you don't realize how manipulative he's being.

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Wow_FYL_BIZNITCH 7

Well why would you do that??

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Wow_FYL_BIZNITCH 7

10- dumbass.

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Krirn 21

You're think about the time the girl's legs fell asleep on the train and fell when she stood up, ultimately missing her stop.

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