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By missclitter - 09/04/2012 18:18 - United States

Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend, when I had to go pee. Halfway down the aisle, I tripped, screamed, and fell face-first into some guy. My boyfriend is now accusing me of cheating and "flirting" with every man I see. FML

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You deserved it 4 060

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 11/07/2010 18:18 - United States

Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend when I really had to pee. I tried to get out of the aisle in a hurry so I wouldn't disturb anyone when I tripped, landing on the people in the row in front of me. FML

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Stealthy

By Anonymous - 24/03/2023 04:00

Today, I was on a date with a guy and we decided to go see a movie. As we were walking in, I saw my ex-boyfriend with his new girlfriend. I tried to avoid them, but my left heel got caught in a crack in the pavement and I fell face-first onto the ground. My ex and his girlfriend saw me, laughed, and walked off. FML

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This is a robbery

By Anonymous - 30/07/2012 20:02 - Ukraine - Kiev

Today, I was walking to the movie theatre with my boyfriend, when three guys muscled over and told us to hand over our phones. My boyfriend didn't waste any time pushing past me and running like hell, leaving me in tears and almost having a panic attack. FML

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You deserved it 3 069

By a man - 13/07/2013 13:20 - United States - Houston

Today, my girlfriend and I were at the movies. When the "love scene" came on, she leaned over and made out with the wrong man. FML

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You deserved it 5 387

By staciedee - 01/06/2010 09:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML

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You deserved it 4 949

By grabber - 09/08/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was riding up an escalator in the mall in uncomfortable high heels. While adjusting my bag I suddenly lost my balance and began flailing wildly. In desperation I hurled forward and ended up grabbing a teenage boy's buttocks and was promptly slapped by his girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 10 998

By clumsy - 07/05/2013 00:45 - United States - Murfreesboro

Today, I tried to "trip" and fall into this guy I've had a crush on. I missed and fell on my face. He stepped over me and kept walking. FML

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Romantic move

By soomeone - 16/02/2010 19:28 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML

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You deserved it 25 635

By toni405 - 21/07/2011 21:24 - United States

Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML

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You deserved it 11 469

By Yes - 24/11/2009 16:08 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me to come over because we "needed to talk." Going down the stairs, I tripped and fell. I woke up from unconsciousness with a hurting leg and my boyfriend standing over me. Just as I was about to smile and ask for a kiss, he said, "Maybe we should take a break" and left. FML

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You deserved it 3 376

PlasticSand 6

Tuesday 10 April 2012 3:46

How unfortunate, but how is screaming the same as flirting?

kidwiththeface42 7

Tuesday 10 April 2012 3:53

Whoever tripped you must be one Helluva wingman.

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pexy_fml 16

Sunday 15 April 2012 12:02

You're dating a retard

BrownSugar10940 2

Sunday 15 April 2012 18:05

Wow so insecure

rotcgirl101 7

Friday 20 April 2012 8:34

That's a sign that he is way too jealous and he needs to be dumped.

Arlisshsr 9

Friday 11 May 2012 22:49

What is this?! Loose change?! YOU ARE A *****!!!

nikkinurse 10

Sunday 20 May 2012 4:14

This guy is super insecure!! Should have been asking if you were okay!

metal8lover 11

Monday 21 May 2012 7:32

your boyfriends a psyco me' thinks

broken_red_wagon 6

Saturday 23 February 2013 6:13

Idk why but I thought of Taylor swift

jazzmin1997 16

Thursday 17 April 2014 15:41

Your boyfriend sounds pretty smart

magnetic_aura 26

Thursday 18 September 2014 7:25

Your boyfriend sounds over possessive. Be careful, OP.

Alm1ghty_Push 15

Sunday 10 April 2016 1:23

Sounds like your typical anime

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Today, I was eating out with a group of friends and my boyfriend. During the meal, I accidentally took a sip from my male friend's glass. My boyfriend pointed and said, "Babe, you took his drink." My friend responded by putting his arm round me and saying, "Whatever, I took her virginity." FML

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Today, I had to call social services after a couple once again brought their baby in with severe allergic reactions. His allergy? The family dog. These idiots would rather let their kid die than get rid of the stupid mutt. FML

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Today, while working as a bank teller, a woman came in with a $100k check. I commented, "Wow, I really could do with one of these!" She responded, "It's a life insurance check. I'd rather have my son back," and teared up in front of me. FML

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Today, I met my soon-to-be step mother. My dad was right, we had a lot in common. Including our birth year. FML

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You deserved it 4 072

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend gets a nose bleed every time he orgasms. FML

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You deserved it 4 495

Today, a very attractive man asked me out on a date, and I said yes. He is tall, charming and a very good kisser. I'm sure the woman he heavily made out with after I left would agree. FML

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You deserved it 991

Today, I was so lonely I called my stalker ex-boyfriend. He was too busy to talk. FML

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You deserved it 4 331

Today, I realize that my boyfriend's breath quite literally smells like a sewer. It wouldn't be so bad, except that he tries to kiss me about every ten minutes, and I have to hold my breath. FML

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You deserved it 8 618

Same thing different taste

Stealthy

This is a robbery

Romantic move

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