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By grabber - / Sunday 9 August 2009 23:43 / United States
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  dx169  |  0

Should've gotten back up and winked at her before busting out some Jackie Chan shit. Basically, you grab her hair, toss it into a position that covers her eyes completely. You take off one of your high heels, bite off the heel with your teeth and spit it in her mouth. That should win his hard ass over.

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  Shadow_Phantom  |  26

Seriously, what? I don't get you ditzes who wear "uncomfortable" things because they're in fashion. In fact, heels are a mystery to me. This is your fault since you decided to wear heels, YDI. Female, 18, and never worn heels. And yes, I have a boyfriend.

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  XxHannahxX  |  0

Damn, people get so sensitive over minor grammar errors, seriously why don't we just focus on the main topic: The FML? As for the FML, YDI for wearing uncomfortable shoes to look fashionable.

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  XxHannahxX  |  0

Btw to the Redneck dude, if your going to correct somebody's grammar do it correctly. He obviously meant for "You're from Bakersfield" to be a question, not a comment. Even my 7 year old sister could have figured that out. Next time you want to be an anal douche, don't make yourself look stupid.

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  thereitgo  |  0

By the way to the Hannah dude, if YOU'RE going to correct somebody's grammar that's already correcting another person's grammar do it correctly. He obviously meant that aside from the question mark, the "Your" should've been a "You're," something that you clearly haven't grasped yet. Even my 7 year old sister could have figured that out. Next time you want to be an anal douche, don't make yourself look stupid.

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  Redneck325Ci  |  0

Lots of people have 7 year old sisters...it's not that rare. Now if you said something along the lines of a monkey having a job, then there may be some odds to that.

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  charliethom  |  0

#88 you get a life and stop using gay as a curse word douch bag WHT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU BITCH and no I'm a Strait female who does not know gay people ( unless there keeping it a secret)

By  DameGreyWulf  |  0

Why would you wear uncomfortable heels, really? Or any uncomfortable shoes? Especially if you're going to be walking around a lot (you're in the mall, after all). FYL, but still... fucking hate heels they're always uncomfortable. Just don't bother... How did she not notice your flails?

By  kellster  |  2

Seriously, all the people telling you YDI for your idiotic footwear have a point! And really, grabbing for the handrail didn't occur to you before the butt?

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