By Anonymous - 23/10/2015 20:10 - Canada - Fredericton

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Today, I walked in on my best friend with his hand down my girlfriend's pants and her moaning for him to "keep going". She had the brass balls to claim she had a "tummy ache" and that he was just rubbing her stomach better. I may be a total dumbass, but I'm not THAT stupid. FML
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ZelmaSlayer 30

Your best friend's about to get a ******** ache that she'll have to rub better, right?

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cheeeksss 29

I'll never understand the logic behind cheating. Why not just leave the person if you want to be with someone else? Move on from them. You don't need people like that in your life.

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jeffrey1992 10

I hope you dumped her after that if she can lie in front of you its best to find someone better that's worth your time & effort that won't lie to your face & cheat

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Rintarok5 29

Give em both a nice kick to the crotch goodbye so they can go rub each other better

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rojoesydney 6

They probably thought "yeah that sounds logical" in there heads!

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void669 4

Fits with most of the people from New Brunswick I've met

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hektek 11

Both of them would have an ache when I was done!

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xTommytheGUNx 15

my ex dumped me with a text a week before xmas turns out that she was telling everyone she was single and cheating on me and the only reason she was dating me was because i bought her gifts all the time. found out that my 2 cousins that are sisters and went to her school told her to tell me the truth right before she dumped me then they told me. thats why they a sisters to me

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urbanbigfoot 20

She got balls. But you have the balls to not beat your friends ass.

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prostar9993 15

I hope you mean ex girlfriend and ex best friend... What a pos

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