Health: Today, I've tried literally every possible brand of antiperspirant...

By FastTurtle9 - 24/05/2016 20:10 - United States - Long Beach

Today, I've tried literally every possible brand of antiperspirant deodorant available to me in my area. I went to the bathroom to discover I'd pitted out my favorite shirt. It's mild weather, I have done nothing active, and I'm not stressed. My body just loves to make me sweat. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2023 18:00

Today, I was on my way to a relatively important interview when I realized that I'd forgotten to put on antiperspirant. Once seated, I was so nervous that I started sweating profusely under my light blue shirt, and by the end of the whole ordeal I had huge sweat stains under my armpits, down to my elbows. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2012 15:05 - Ireland

Today, I had to use antiperspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 04:00

Today, I had to use anti-perspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML

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By Need To Bathe In Deodorant - 17/07/2016 19:23 - United Kingdom - Egham

Today, it's so insanely hot that no matter how often I shower or use deodorant the smell of my armpits makes me feel physically sick. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2019 18:00

Today, my stress sweat overpowered my prescription strength deodorant 45 minutes into an 8-hour shift. I don't know who is more miserable, me or my coworkers. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2013 10:37 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I realised I sweat so much that I won't be able to go without sticking super pads with wings to my shirt underarms everyday. It makes supermarket trips interesting. Especially as a man. FML

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By stanDman - 21/01/2009 20:06 - Canada

Today, I sprayed hair spray under my arms instead of anti-perspirant. I didn't realize it until I went to put my shirt on and couldn't raise my arms. FML

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By ParkerRommel - 27/01/2012 03:22 - United States

Today, I was apparently tired enough to spray silly string under my armpits rather than deodorant. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2011 20:23 - United States

Today, I had an allergic reaction to my deodorant. My armpits wouldn't stop itching, and by the time my shift was over, they were raw and bloody. FML

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By ytho - 05/04/2021 00:00 - United States - Denver

Today, my natural body odor has gotten so bad that despite wearing 20 swipes of men’s deodorant under each armpit and taking three showers a day with an entire bottle of body wash, I still smell like a cross between onions and hot garbage. I’m a woman. FML

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TabooSushi 24

Wednesday 25 May 2016 11:28

Have a doctor check you for hyperhydrosis. Usually when nothing helps stop the sweat, it's a sign of a medical situation.

Moskaaa7 26

Wednesday 25 May 2016 11:26

That can be a sign of something more. Maybe you should go to the doctor to get it checked out.

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DanielleinDC 33

Wednesday 25 May 2016 14:58

As others have said, it sounds like hyperhydrosis. See a doctor about this.

Jhubelle 11

Wednesday 25 May 2016 15:47

This is very much not normal. Go see a doctor!

n3rdzgotskillz 29

Wednesday 25 May 2016 16:00

Woah! Excessive sweating is super common, actually.

MidnightAya 11

Wednesday 25 May 2016 15:53

I feel your pain OP, i went through school always having to wear a jacket because of this. After trying just about everything with no luck I found Certain Dri (liquid, not the stick). I use it just as directed every night and now I don't have to worry about walking around with huge pitt stains.

atomicxsarah 17

Wednesday 25 May 2016 15:59

I have this problem too. It sucks. Even my feet sweat like crazy!!

Ladyuniscorn_1 7

Wednesday 25 May 2016 16:04

Are you taking any medication? It could be that. I thought I had hyperhidrosis but it was actually a medication I was taking that caused me to sweat so much. If you are taking any meds research them. Also try Milk Thistle Seed Extract or Liquid Chlorophyll. If you do suspect Hyperhidrosis and not taking meds it's best to see a dermatologist for their diagnosis and prescription deodorant such as Drysol.