Health and Smells: Stinky

Stinky

By ytho - 05/04/2021 00:00 - United States - Denver

Today, my natural body odor has gotten so bad that despite wearing 20 swipes of men’s deodorant under each armpit and taking three showers a day with an entire bottle of body wash, I still smell like a cross between onions and hot garbage. I’m a woman. FML

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By lacie - 08/04/2021 21:30

Today, multiple customers have complained about my body odor. Not only can I not smell anything, but I shower three times a day and brush my teeth seven times a day. FML

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By Need To Bathe In Deodorant - 17/07/2016 19:23 - United Kingdom - Egham

Today, it's so insanely hot that no matter how often I shower or use deodorant the smell of my armpits makes me feel physically sick. FML

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Hot and heavy

By k…… - 10/04/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, it’s extremely hot, so showering and deodorant does fuck all for my odor. I thought I could get away with having my arms pressed to my sides at all times, but instead, a boy I don’t even know physically lifted my arms above my head and loudly declared that I stank. FML

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By tortured - 10/09/2018 15:00

Today, despite using deodorant religiously and showering twice a day, my roommate still smells so bad that every time she enters the room I become physically sick. FML

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BO issues

By morgan - 11/11/2022 06:00

Today, my girlfriend showered ten times, used an entire tube of deodorant, and continued to stink. It’s been like this for the past week, despite it being cold outside. FML

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Febreze

By stinky - 21/05/2023 03:00

Today, my mom yelled at me because even though I shower thoroughly twice a day, I still stink. My mom showers once a week, never wears deodorant, and smells like roses. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2010 02:09 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend announced he has stopped wearing deodorant because he thinks his BO smells "manly." FML

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Contagion

By Girlygal32 - 13/09/2020 08:02 - United States

Today, my mother chewed me out for not wearing deodorant and smelling of B.O. I was wearing plenty of deodorant. My shirt just smelled like my boyfriend, whom I'd been cuddling with earlier. FML

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Genius

By istillcannotbreathe - 17/08/2018 06:00

Today, my roommate found a solution to his awful body odor: bathing in vinegar. Now instead of smelling like a middle school locker room, the house smells like a chemical plant. I'm not sure which is worse. FML

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Hey stinky!

By kristinjanie10 - 04/06/2021 04:00

Today, my doctor informed me that my severe body odor has no cure, no treatments, and is caused by… eating food. Not any specific food, just food. So either I can stop eating entirely, or I can smell like rotting fish in an outhouse. FML

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Fata Morgana 1029 9

Monday 5 April 2021 8:30

This could potentially be a medical issue. I strongly encourage you to visit the doctor. There are various deficiencies in the body that can cause it to have problems breaking down certain enzymes, as an example, that can cause bad body odor... and medical complications.

Joy Smith 5

Friday 2 April 2021 13:20

Perhaps something wrong - tried a doctor? all the best to you... must suck

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Joy Smith 5

Friday 2 April 2021 13:20

Perhaps something wrong - tried a doctor? all the best to you... must suck

Fata Morgana 1029 9

Monday 5 April 2021 8:30

Gradask 10

Monday 5 April 2021 10:02

You are now destroying your PH balance and this will make you stink more. Go to the doctor, it sound like you are digesting food correctly.

kristinagir 11

Monday 5 April 2021 10:22

sounds like your body PH is off. Def see a doctor

Iamskynet 18

Monday 5 April 2021 13:52

Any good hot garbage should contain onions. Who's your hot garbage guy?

xxlk4xx 6

Monday 5 April 2021 15:36

I had this problem after I had my third baby! luckily it sorted itself out but I would go to your dr, a d try taking a prebiotic or something to see if that helps at all, I still do have to wear men's deodorant as well. I find using deodorant wipes to wipe away the old deodorant and reapplying has helped as well