Miscellaneous: Today, I used the Print Screen button to take a picture of a...

By lala - 25/01/2010 17:21 - United States

Today, I used the Print Screen button to take a picture of a really cute bag that I want for my birthday. After emailing it to my mom, I noticed I'd forgotten to close another tab in the browser. The tab had a very suggestive title, for an even more suggestive website. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2014 22:38 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I was trying to show my family a cool website. Unfortunately my porn instincts kicked in and I started typing the URL of my favorite porn site. I couldn't stop myself before it autocompleted. FML

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You deserved it 38 981

DELETE! DELETE!

By mako - 26/05/2017 02:00

Today, I sent my mom a link to a news article via Facebook. Immediately after sending, however, I noticed I had forgotten to copy the news article's link, and what I had sent instead was the last thing I had copied and pasted: a porn link. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2016 15:27 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, my dad wanted to show me a cool camera he saw on Amazon yesterday, so I let him use my laptop to find it. I realized too late that I'd forgotten to clear my browsing history. The suggested purchases section was filled with dildos and lube. He definitely noticed. FML

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By Crypticbeerbelly - 11/01/2017 14:44

Today, I was reading a recipe list on my tablet. I moved a little, and one of my fat rolls came into contact with a button which closed the tab. FML

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You deserved it 3 775

By loserface - 23/02/2009 22:50 - United States

Today, I was interviewing a cute guy for my journalism class, and he asked to borrow my laptop to check his email quickly. After the interview, I realized that the last thing I had searched for on my browser's Google box was "ingrown pubic hairs," and it was still up there. FML

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You deserved it 36 662

By Anonymous - 19/06/2009 17:52 - United States

Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea to see what websites I go on from my computer while I wasn't home. She clicked the link that gave my computer a virus that I just got rid of a few days ago. FML

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You deserved it 5 539

By ex-employee - 02/04/2009 20:16 - United States

Today, my boss came up to my desk to talk about a new project. He came up to my monitor so we can go to a website. My browser had frozen and I couldn't close it. The tabs I had open: Facebook, Gmail, Careerbuilder, Monster, and Resume Samples. FML

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You deserved it 69 211

Never reveal your password to anything

By Sky_Flower - 17/11/2023 22:00

Today, my little brother left the house with my phone by accident. He called from his school to ask for my password so he could access his email. When he got home and gave me my phone back, while closing the open apps, my photo gallery was open. When I clicked on it, my naked selfie was open. FML

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You deserved it 651

It was for research purposes

By Anonymous - 17/04/2022 14:00

Today, I was at work and was in a conversation with some colleagues. I go to check my phone and accidentally clicked on the Safari app. Safari still had PornHub pulled up. FML

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You deserved it 1 376

Check your feeds!

By Captain Oops-a-Lot - 03/11/2023 00:02

Today, as I sat on the toilet, I mistakenly took a screenshot and then proceeded to fumble my phone. It wasn't until 5 hours later when I recharged it that I realized I had unintentionally posted the screenshot of me on the toilet to Instagram. FML

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You deserved it 551

schalk 12

Tuesday 26 January 2010 0:04

I'm dying to know what site this person was on

elektrik_fml 0

Monday 25 January 2010 23:51

And you didn't just copy the website that the bag was on because...?

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schalk 12

Tuesday 26 January 2010 0:04

I'm dying to know what site this person was on

iGreen_Day 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 0:13

YDI for asking for a birthday gift whilst on ****.

XxXZoeyXxX 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 0:14

YDI for being on a suggestive website anyway. Plus, you could have done all of these things that people mentioned.

Kylias 6

Tuesday 26 January 2010 4:52

#48 is concentrated win. :3

boog_fml 7

Tuesday 26 January 2010 9:59

Win.

xxdakotaxx 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 8:23

#48 is win.

HaiToThePeoples 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 0:15

#8 speaks truth. >.> Wouldn't it just be faster to copy and paste the link anyways?

hotmaleathotmail 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 0:16

haha this is great!

gingersnapper 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 0:33

Lol! I've done this before. Fortunately, I noticed and cropped it before sending it out.

twilightfreak779 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 0:40

say it popped up as spam. that happens to me on some sites very annoying.

Wooddaver 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 0:45

website: bigfatdikeswithuglyhandbags.com

yakturk43 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 0:53

hahahahaha you're a failure at life YDI...

NegativeZ 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 1:10

Its not NECCESARILY a girl. Consider this, its a dude AND hes watching gay ****! Double FYL

x_HELLo_tHERE_x 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 1:23

You're right. I mean, just because it says "woman" doesn't mean a thing. Right?

Lounia_fml 8

Tuesday 26 January 2010 1:49

No, the dude IS gay. What straight dude carries around a "cute" handbag?

Secret_Fire_King 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 2:25

What dude is gay? OP is a woman..

giselless 5

Monday 15 November 2010 7:08

or she could be a lesbian

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Today, while on vacation, I realized my parents and grandparents had been running off and doing quite a few errands lately. After doing some sleuthing, I discovered they were taking turns having blood-curdling sex in our other hotel room down the hall. FML

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Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML

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Today, I spoke to my ex again for the first time after our breakup. The first words out of his mouth were, "I love you, so I'm going to have to confess some things in the hopes that my honesty will help us get back together." It didn't, but it does mean I have to get tested now. FML

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Today, I heard from my dad for the first time in over six months. It was through Facebook, in a message blaming my brothers and me for his horrible life, and in which he spelled my name wrong. FML

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Today, my fiancé insists that instead of kissing at the crucial moment of our wedding ceremony, we should give each other a high five. FML

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Today, after eighteen years of living with my adoptive parents, I met my biological mum for the first time. She's a forty year old, 300lb American woman who wears 'Twilight' t-shirts and will be spending the rest of her visit to the UK trying to find Robert Pattinson. She says I remind her of herself. FML

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Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML

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Today, I was given a call home, a 3-day-suspension, and a week of detention in school for a "serious violation of the code of conduct." Said violation? Jogging in the middle of the hall. FML

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