Health: Today, I spoke to my ex again for the first time after our breakup....

By Anne - 29/04/2012 06:41 - United States

Today, I spoke to my ex again for the first time after our breakup. The first words out of his mouth were, "I love you, so I'm going to have to confess some things in the hopes that my honesty will help us get back together." It didn't, but it does mean I have to get tested now. FML

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iLOLatURpain69 7

Sunday 29 April 2012 12:06

Look at it positively.

Kog_Hiro 17

Sunday 29 April 2012 12:10

Hey, at least he said something. He could have not, then you might of had plenty of problems to deal with in the future.

Comments

iLOLatURpain69 7

Sunday 29 April 2012 12:06

Look at it positively.

ycrem0n 21

Sunday 29 April 2012 12:20

This is the time when the word "positive" means you're doomed

VictoriaSchultz 8

Sunday 29 April 2012 12:44

Exactly. He should have atleast told you he had it before giving you that 'good good'. Now you got the bad bad!

gunmania0 12

Sunday 29 April 2012 13:33

I'm not just sure. I'm HIV positive.

wannaplay 1

Sunday 29 April 2012 15:21

I only trust my mom.

iiTsAJ 5

Sunday 29 April 2012 15:55

I have AIDS, yes I do, I have AIDS, and now so do you!

MidnaLink 33

Sunday 29 April 2012 17:07

Really???

ThisIsMyReign 4

Sunday 29 April 2012 18:31

32 - If your going to quote South Park do it correctly. It's "I'm not just POSITIVE, I'm HIV positive".

BABYPUNCHINGGUY 0

Monday 30 April 2012 2:19

Tested for love sickness OP or as I like to call it chlamydia.

guci101 14

Monday 30 April 2012 5:49

Katy326 10

Monday 30 April 2012 7:37

*breaks into song* you have AIDS yes you have AIDS. Not HIV but full blooooown AIDS!!!!!

Rommel1942 9

Sunday 29 April 2012 12:07

Ouch... Honesty is great... But he kinda... Well I'll just say what everyone's thinking. He ****** up. STD's... Kinda tells you something about him doesn't it?

PussyPredator 6

Sunday 29 April 2012 16:22

Not at all. He could've gotten it the same way that OP may get it. But he is a dick for not saying it in the first place.

l23VIVE 17

Sunday 29 April 2012 16:53

Rommel FTW!!! He was so good, Patton studied him

StanSmith_fml 9

Sunday 29 April 2012 21:47

56, what the **** are you saying

Rommel1942 9

Sunday 29 April 2012 23:23

He saying the truth :D! Thanks 56 ^_^ Rommel is 110% Ftw

doctorhook86 24

Monday 30 April 2012 4:53

81: They're creamin' over WWII generals...

Kog_Hiro 17

Sunday 29 April 2012 12:10

Hey, at least he said something. He could have not, then you might of had plenty of problems to deal with in the future.

emeraldisle 30

Sunday 29 April 2012 12:11

I hope that answers your question about getting back together with him.

vcapelo 19

Sunday 29 April 2012 12:11

Think positive and get on with your life!

I_lost_the_game 25

Sunday 29 April 2012 14:54

Or in this case, think negative

Kog_Hiro 17

Sunday 29 April 2012 18:59

40) Dum Dum Tsss. (Or however you would type the double snare hit then cymbal.)

Calyx_fml 21

Sunday 29 April 2012 19:29

68, you ruined it with the explanation.

lylalsbaybee 0

Tuesday 1 May 2012 6:21

*ba dum tss*

Eddie465 0

Sunday 29 April 2012 12:11

Sorry to hear that :(

hotPinklipstick 24

Sunday 29 April 2012 12:11

That is beyond ****** up. You should kick his ass. Then make sure that every girl in the world that he would ever come in contact with knows that he has an STD.

vcapelo 19

Sunday 29 April 2012 12:12

Revenge is a bad thing!

SkoomaKi 27

Sunday 29 April 2012 13:18

Revenge is never bad >:) I think a few people would want revenge on Hitler...

vcapelo 19

Sunday 29 April 2012 13:39

Maybe they do but revenge is not the way forward!

partout_fml 6

Sunday 29 April 2012 13:48

Except that she probably will never seek revenge, it would be a valuable information for others, considering that he treats telling to have an STD as an exceptional act of gentleman-hood that must be rewarded.

murdersquirrel 15

Sunday 29 April 2012 21:05

Yeah, I wouldn't want to be the ex that goes out of her way to bad mouth him (face it, saying 'just so you know, he has warts' never sounds like praise) to anyone he ever comes in contact with. Let it be his problem, if you got an std deal with that on your own and move on.

murdersquirrel 15

Sunday 29 April 2012 21:16

*I 100% expect to be thumbed down for suggesting she handle it like an adult.

StanSmith_fml 9

Sunday 29 April 2012 21:48

Carve "STD" into his forehead. (Inglorious Basterds reference.)

doctorhook86 24

Monday 30 April 2012 5:13

79: I will never thumb down adult behaviour. ...I see what I wrote, and ya know what? I stand by it.

ladyLALAA 28

Sunday 29 April 2012 12:13

OP, I'm sorry to hear that, anybody who says you deserve it are jerk offs. Hope your results come back negative!

Wicked361 8

Sunday 29 April 2012 15:59

Good for you to think positive...

HandsomeRatch 20

Sunday 29 April 2012 12:14

Well, at least he told you now so you know you have to get tested. If he did pass on any crap to you (you can't be sure about that, maybe you got lucky), then hopefully it'll still be in an early stage and still easily treatable. Stay positive, OP.