By crixon42 - 18/11/2013 23:39 - United Kingdom

Today, I turned 30. While all my friends are getting married, furthering careers and having children, I'm still sat around being as immature as I was as a teenager. I'm going through a classic case of premature age-jaculation. I laughed for 10 minutes after coming up with that. FML
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OP here, love all you guys who appreciate the pun, and don't you all worry I do not live at home, I have a job and am not a serial sponger.

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Lol my friend's uncle is like 55 or something and he apparently still makes dick jokes.

casualaffairs 5
Sitting_Ducki 8

I'm a little older not married much less kids and two of my friends are grandmas. Age ain't nothing but a number

Doesn't matter the age of a man, a dick joke can still be told. I have known many older men who tell such jokes (75+).

I know how you feel... I'm single with no kids and in a couple of months I'll be 30yrs old. Feels like most of my friends are getting married/having kids while I'm still out partying.... because I could. You sound like fun, we should hang out!

We never really grow up...we just start to act mature because thats whats expected of us

If you want better, do better....that is pretty funny though lol

handyone01 6

You should enjoy and live your life in your own terms. Laughter is always better than being bitter and "too serious" all the time. And Time will come when you will make changes as you see fit. Cheers!

Don't worry! Some ways are crooked, but that doesn't mean they don't lead to the goal. Maybe it is just taking you longer, that doesn't mean that you're a failure. Focus on being happy, the rest just flows with it!