By crixon42 - 18/11/2013 23:39 - United Kingdom

Today, I turned 30. While all my friends are getting married, furthering careers and having children, I'm still sat around being as immature as I was as a teenager. I'm going through a classic case of premature age-jaculation. I laughed for 10 minutes after coming up with that. FML
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crixon42 4

OP here, love all you guys who appreciate the pun, and don't you all worry I do not live at home, I have a job and am not a serial sponger.

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crixon42 4

OP here, love all you guys who appreciate the pun, and don't you all worry I do not live at home, I have a job and am not a serial sponger.

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someguy314159265 15

In that case, you don't really have anything to worry about. Marriage is an archaic concept, anyway.

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karmakat 7

So what you're saying is: all your friends are getting married and having babies and all the while you're just getting more awesome. got it.

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BluDog35 4

Don't worry. I'm 24 and terrified of "growing up"

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Dusty_Busters 15

That is pretty funny though I'll give you that

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Jackkson95 2

Have fun! Nothing is expected in life but death!

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NikkaRoze 6

Just do what makes you happy OP, the grass is always greener, and remember the divorce rate is like 50‰ so half of them will be off there high horse before you know it! Ps please don't get horse's high

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falcon1987 10

The #1 leading cause for divorce is marriage.

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breakless1 17

lol ur not immature just VERY young at heart. xD

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