By Anonymous - 15/04/2009 00:19 - United States

Today, I took the bus home. A bum sat next to me. Reeking with alcohol and sweat, he pulls out a pair of nail clippers and clips his grimy finger nails. With every clip, the nails would fly up and hit me. As I was about to ask him to stop, a nail flies into my mouth. I swallowed it. FML
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itspretzelday 0

I am the author of this post, and no, I could not move to a different seat. The bus was packed like a can of sardines. My seat was actually the only seat open. Lol. I wanted to be nice, so I let him sit next to me. When he was clipping his nails, yes, they were flying EVERYWHERE. I didn't mean to swallow the nail, by the way. It was accidental. Completely. Lol. I can only fit so much in that little submit box. I couldn't explain the entire story. :) Now you all know. Trust me, if I had the opportunity to move, I would've. . . .

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Canuck 0

you don't ask him to stop.. you move.. don't mess with a drunk bum just let him b

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fosizzlemynizzlE 0

yeah. thats disgusting....and i have a large tolerance for things that gross me out.

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EffYoLife 14

#38 bums have nail clippers! i saw a bum clipping his toenails on the train! but as soon as he started doing it, everyone was smart enough to run lol

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x_eyebrows 0

This is definitely the most disgusting FML I've ever read! I would have just moved.

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chaspants 0

holy hell that about made me vomit

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zachary918 0

i just gagged and threw up a little in the back of my mouth. disgusting. my first thought? you can't wash your hands after you poop in a gutter.

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funplex 0

I literally gagged when I read this, ew.

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twitteringjaie 0

Shit! :O I hope your immune system is good! If that happened to me, I would probably die.

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AK 2

Oh christ, I was eating when I read this. Dammit.

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basketballbabee 0

Holy shit...I puked in my mouth when I read this!!...but then I read the comments and #40 made my frikken day man! hahahaha. that's good. but EWWWW. HOLY **** EWWWWWWWWW.

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