By Anonymous - 15/04/2009 00:19 - United States

Today, I took the bus home. A bum sat next to me. Reeking with alcohol and sweat, he pulls out a pair of nail clippers and clips his grimy finger nails. With every clip, the nails would fly up and hit me. As I was about to ask him to stop, a nail flies into my mouth. I swallowed it. FML
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itspretzelday 0

I am the author of this post, and no, I could not move to a different seat. The bus was packed like a can of sardines. My seat was actually the only seat open. Lol. I wanted to be nice, so I let him sit next to me. When he was clipping his nails, yes, they were flying EVERYWHERE. I didn't mean to swallow the nail, by the way. It was accidental. Completely. Lol. I can only fit so much in that little submit box. I couldn't explain the entire story. :) Now you all know. Trust me, if I had the opportunity to move, I would've. . . .

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Canuck 0

you don't ask him to stop.. you move.. don't mess with a drunk bum just let him b

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fosizzlemynizzlE 0

yeah. thats disgusting....and i have a large tolerance for things that gross me out.

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Hazimius 0

That's disgusting. Who knows what kind of things that nail has been in contact with...? You should have just moved when he sat next to you.

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piderman13 0

well now everyone knows you like to swallow O_o

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humpty_dumpty_fml 0

As of now some parts of the nail - probably the goo - have been digested. Therefore one can say that the bum is a part of you now. You and him are as one. GZ

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RoguePenguin 0

Have the people posting on here never had a bug fly down their throat? Once an object moves past a certain point in your throat the swallowing reflex starts going and there's no way to stop it.... unless you vomit... which I may have in this situation.

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csigabajnok 0

Well, you should have stood up the moment he sat down next to you...

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lolatyouhaha 0

Let's hope that he was picking his nose before he clipped it.

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team49 0

ahahahah atleast you would have a stronger immune system now.... hahaha you shouldnt have swallowed though.

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