By Anonymous - 15/04/2009 00:19 - United States

Today, I took the bus home. A bum sat next to me. Reeking with alcohol and sweat, he pulls out a pair of nail clippers and clips his grimy finger nails. With every clip, the nails would fly up and hit me. As I was about to ask him to stop, a nail flies into my mouth. I swallowed it. FML
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itspretzelday 0

I am the author of this post, and no, I could not move to a different seat. The bus was packed like a can of sardines. My seat was actually the only seat open. Lol. I wanted to be nice, so I let him sit next to me. When he was clipping his nails, yes, they were flying EVERYWHERE. I didn't mean to swallow the nail, by the way. It was accidental. Completely. Lol. I can only fit so much in that little submit box. I couldn't explain the entire story. :) Now you all know. Trust me, if I had the opportunity to move, I would've. . . .

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Canuck 0

you don't ask him to stop.. you move.. don't mess with a drunk bum just let him b

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fosizzlemynizzlE 0

yeah. thats disgusting....and i have a large tolerance for things that gross me out.

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Neenertastic 0

You sat through all that nastiness? Really?

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forallitsworth 0

Wow... Just wow. LOL, lesson learned: next time, move.

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tiedyejedi 0

I probably would have thrown up. On him.

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Kickinchicken213 3

Oh sweet heavens above, that's disgusting! I would've punched that guy in the face! There's a time and place for everything. Especially for clipping your finger nails! (but hey, at least it wasn't his toe nails, right?) :P

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EffYoLife 14

thats good for you! because as soon as the bum sat down, you should have gotten up! and if that didnt make you get up, his nail clipping should have! so you deserved it! BUM BREATH! HAHAHAHAHA

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EffYoLife 14

#17 A homeless person is a person with no place to live. A bum is a dirty smelly hobo whether they have a place to live or NOT.

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hawaiianxpunchx3 0

mm delicious.

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