Love: Today, I texted my girlfriend a long heartfelt loving message... - FML

By User - 23/09/2013 17:53 - United States - Romulus

Today, I texted my girlfriend a long heartfelt loving message for our 2-year anniversary. Her reply was just "K." FML

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Today, I finally told my girlfriend of four months that I love her. Her response was, "Uh... thanks?" FML

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By Marine - 28/03/2009 05:38 - United States

Today, I sent my boyfriend of over a year a text message telling him how much I loved him, how perfect he is for me and what I love about him. He sent me back a text saying, "I thought you had class." FML

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Cristian89 29

Monday 23 September 2013 21:55

Next time she tells you that she loves you, just respond with k. See how she likes it.

Welshite 39

Monday 23 September 2013 21:55

Why even text? Maybe she was expecting something a bit more personal.

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worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 24 September 2013 0:22

That's so common it's disturbing...

FMLkoala 28

Tuesday 24 September 2013 0:36

That's me right there

Opsofficer 2

Tuesday 24 September 2013 0:43

I feel your pain I can't stand my girl does that but she is getting better

Enslaved 36

Tuesday 24 September 2013 0:47

She just forgot to add the "Y" to the comment. ;) She must have been so touched by your words and wanted you to know to get ready for a night of amazing lubed up sex!

WickedWolf 11

Tuesday 24 September 2013 0:55

You TEXTED her, you're lucky you didn't get dumped.

Stayin_Classy777 8

Tuesday 24 September 2013 1:05

She's taking your love for granted. Next time show her that your love isn't.

Aussieinusa 5

Tuesday 24 September 2013 1:24

What if she was at work and op just wanted her to read something sweet during her work day.

LadyTiz 8

Tuesday 24 September 2013 1:34

I hate it when people do that

toy911 9

Tuesday 24 September 2013 1:52

Leave a voicemail saying "you've been dumped". Maybe she'll have more to say after that.

bbrree1 6

Tuesday 24 September 2013 2:16

every kiss begins with 'k' and so does kick an ungrateful bitch to the curb..

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