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By User - 23/09/2013 17:53 - United States - Romulus

Today, I texted my girlfriend a long heartfelt loving message for our 2-year anniversary. Her reply was just "K." FML

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Today, I spent two hours perfecting a really romantic text message to my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. I listed all the things I loved about him, and recalled some of our best times together. Two minutes after I sent it, he replied, "Huh?" FML

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Today, I sent my boyfriend a long and heartfelt message. He responded with "tl; dr". FML

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By Autocorrected - 04/03/2012 05:02 - Philippines

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML

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By UnfortunatelySingle - 21/07/2015 06:15 - United States - Portland

Today, I wanted to text my girlfriend but lately we'd been at a loss for things to talk about. I thought, "Come on, she's your girlfriend, what's the worst that could happen." One hour and twenty two minutes later, I was single. FML

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By Poem - 19/12/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, I spent hours delicately writing out what seemed to be a beautiful poem to my girlfriend. After I sent it to her, I kept eyeing my phone to see her surprised message. No, my only response was "you may want to use a spellcheck." FML

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By Ineverknew - 19/03/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, I texted my girlfriend, saying how I hated my job, I felt trapped, and that I was wasting my time working there. A few minutes later, she answered, "That's how I feel about our relationship." FML

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By womanlover12345 - 18/07/2011 16:05 - Spain

Today, I finally told my girlfriend of four months that I love her. Her response was, "Uh... thanks?" FML

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By Marine - 28/03/2009 05:38 - United States

Today, I sent my boyfriend of over a year a text message telling him how much I loved him, how perfect he is for me and what I love about him. He sent me back a text saying, "I thought you had class." FML

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Cristian89 29

Monday 23 September 2013 21:55

Next time she tells you that she loves you, just respond with k. See how she likes it.

Welshite 39

Monday 23 September 2013 21:55

Why even text? Maybe she was expecting something a bit more personal.

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nicoyo 5

Tuesday 24 September 2013 11:39

Sorry to say she cheating.. Sorry

amaindayyy46 20

Tuesday 24 September 2013 13:15

I would say that too if all I got on a 2-year anniversary was a text message.

dogpup4 23

Tuesday 24 September 2013 14:49

How do you know that's all she got?

LittleFeend 2

Tuesday 24 September 2013 13:43

dump her sorry ass

peacejunior 12

Tuesday 24 September 2013 14:45

You complete each other. You talk a lot , she barely talk.

sonywebbie 6

Tuesday 24 September 2013 15:53

Aw shit must be tough

crackpotL 33

Tuesday 24 September 2013 16:53

Yes, a long heart felt 160 character text. No wonder she went all weak in the knees.

toalysium 15

Tuesday 24 September 2013 17:09

Reply with: Disregard my last. You're fired.

loveseat14 11

Tuesday 24 September 2013 18:10

Uh ohh... What did you dooo? She's gotta be mad for a reason!

breedadragon 3

Tuesday 24 September 2013 20:11

you are an equal tool for texting her instead of doing something handwritten

MortenM 17

Tuesday 24 September 2013 21:22

grow a pair please.

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