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By lm - 20/05/2009 20:49 - Ireland

Today, my dad told me about how my mother had a bad dream last night and began to scream "Don't take me, take my children!" FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2011 11:43 - France

Today, I found my mother in tears, so I asked her what was wrong. She told me, "It's your father, he wants a divorce..." I asked if he'd met another woman, and my mom replied "No, not a woman..." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2014 21:57 - Bahrain - Manama

Today, my daughter hugged me around the neck and whispered, "I'm going to cut your head off." I'm afraid to go to sleep now. FML

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Today, I woke up from a nightmare that I've been having for a couple of weeks. In the nightmare I'm shot four times in the back by none other than my mother. I'm getting worried. FML

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By Poordaughter5 - 06/07/2016 17:21 - Germany

Today, my parents watched a horror movie with some creepy child in it. Apparently, I sound just like that kid when I call for my mom, so now she doesn't want me to call her mom anymore. FML

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By jj. - 06/06/2021 00:01

Today, I had yet another dream in which my mother and I had a sweet conversation, followed by her hugging me, and telling me she loves me. Then I woke up and remembered that my once-loving mother hasn’t spoken to me in five years, and her last words to me were, "I hope you die in a fire." FML

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By ohfantastic - 25/01/2009 02:47 - United States

Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML

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Peanu_theGreat 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 2:11

It could be something good... Like... she could have... won... the... lottery and... Yeah. Never mind. FYL.

nuclear 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 2:15

Yknow I don't really think it's that bad. It was just a dream. Maybe your dad was joking. Maybe it was a situation like #8 said. "DON'T TAKE ME (TO DISNEYLAND)! TAKE MY CHILDREN!" right? riiiight? I'm way too positive. Don't think it's an FYL or YDI though.. So what do I choose in these types of situations..?

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Spiffy 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 2:06

FIRST

JenDanielle917 13

Friday 14 October 2011 0:34

Any brothers or sisters?

nnnnn12345 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 2:06

haha...fyl

Blanadestroyer 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 2:07

Sounds like Harry Potter inverted.

fmltotally 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 2:08

that sucks...definitely fyl

thatCanadianGuy7 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 2:08

nice... I think now's the time to invest in a place of your own

randomguy1millon_fml 0

Wednesday 25 May 2011 14:53

somewhere far away

Button_x 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 2:10

Ha! I remember clicking "yes" to this while moderating. XD Great parent.

iPhanny 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 2:10

Lol. xD

Peanu_theGreat 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 2:11

It could be something good... Like... she could have... won... the... lottery and... Yeah. Never mind. FYL.

brenkite 5

Sunday 29 January 2012 1:35

There could have been a fire an the firefighters were saving her first.

Thassodar 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 2:14

At least she wasn't screaming: "Don't kill me, chop them up and stick them in plastic bags!" Followed by your dad looking at you thoughtfully while you sleep...

nuclear 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 2:15

Yknow I don't really think it's that bad. It was just a dream. Maybe your dad was joking. Maybe it was a situation like #8 said. "DON'T TAKE ME (TO DISNEYLAND)! TAKE MY CHILDREN!" right? riiiight? I'm way too positive. Don't think it's an FYL or YDI though.. So what do I choose in these types of situations..?

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