Love: Today, I texted my girlfriend a long heartfelt loving message... - FML

By User - 23/09/2013 17:53 - United States - Romulus

Today, I texted my girlfriend a long heartfelt loving message for our 2-year anniversary. Her reply was just "K." FML

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Today, I finally told my girlfriend of four months that I love her. Her response was, "Uh... thanks?" FML

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Today, I sent my boyfriend of over a year a text message telling him how much I loved him, how perfect he is for me and what I love about him. He sent me back a text saying, "I thought you had class." FML

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Top comments

Cristian89 29

Monday 23 September 2013 21:55

Next time she tells you that she loves you, just respond with k. See how she likes it.

Welshite 39

Monday 23 September 2013 21:55

Why even text? Maybe she was expecting something a bit more personal.

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CharArAnd 7

Monday 23 September 2013 22:27

I think it may be time to reevaluate your relationship:P

laviepotato 1

Monday 23 September 2013 22:27

Potassium? o.o

dewberry2001 25

Monday 23 September 2013 22:35

I hate that shit. Time to dump the bitch.

rivaraven 35

Monday 23 September 2013 22:48

Well, I personally wouldn't be really touched either, if my boyfriend sent me a text instead of calling or writing a letter or telling me in person, when it comes to such an anniversary.

Aussieinusa 5

Tuesday 24 September 2013 1:19

People still write letters? I don't think I could wait 3-5 business days for them to read it. Plus, what if they didn't think I was worth the postage to send a reply? ;-)

TalkingHeadsRule 5

Monday 23 September 2013 22:49

You're the one who texted her in the first place, how can you expect it to be a heartfelt message with a heartfelt reply through aimless texts?

CC94 13

Monday 23 September 2013 22:52

YDI for texting it instead of calling her or telling her in person.

HawkXgamin 5

Monday 23 September 2013 22:56

Move on, she probably doesn't care if she responds with "K" she must be an asshole anyway

QueenSaru 28

Monday 23 September 2013 22:59

I'm surprised at the vitriol that OP is receiving. It's entirely possible they had plans to meet up later/go to dinner, etc, and he merely texted her so she'd know he was thinking of her until later? Personally I prefer texts because if I'm busy I don't feel guilty for ignoring the phone when it rings, and then I can respond when I have a chance. However, if the text was the extent of his two year anniversary display of affection, and he should know by now if she likes 'grand' gestures, then he deserves it.

alicespoons 17

Monday 23 September 2013 23:13

That's cold.

Althara 6

Monday 23 September 2013 23:30

And this is why you do not text those types of things.

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