Transportation: Today, I snuck out of work 2 hours early. As I was speeding away...

By Ilovelife07 - 14/01/2010 15:14 - United States

Today, I snuck out of work 2 hours early. As I was speeding away so I wouldn't be seen, I rear-ended my boss as he was leaving the lower parking lot for a late lunch. FML

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You deserved it 46 515

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By ronz - 08/02/2012 13:26

Today, I sneaked off work early. As I was in the elevator on the way down to leave, it stopped at my boss's floor, and he got in. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2010 19:50 - United States

Today, while I was backing out of the my work's parking lot, I hit my boss's truck. While he was in it. FML

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I hate Mondays

By Leaving Early Fail - 12/01/2009 20:34 - United States

Today, moments after leaving early, my boss emails me asking if I'm in the office. After an illegal U-turn, running a stop sign, parking in a visitor spot, and sneaking back to my desk, I find out she was locked out of the building but had since found her keys and let herself back in. FML

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By mikej1985 - 20/03/2009 17:11 - Canada

Today, I got to my underground parking garage at work and saw my boss pulling into a spot. I thought I would show him my reverse parking skills and decided to park beside him. As I was pulling in he opened his door to get out and I smashed into it, nearly running him over. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2016 15:06 - United States

Today, I was on my way to work and someone cut me off. I then switched lanes and sped past the person as I flipped them off. What I didn't notice was that the person that cut me off was my boss. He's been shooting me dirty looks from across the room all morning. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2017 01:30

Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML

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By TJ AJ RJ / IV the V - 21/11/2014 06:11 - United States - San Diego

Today, my boss flipped me off in traffic on my way to work. FML

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By JoblessandStupid - 14/02/2017 14:00 - United States - Stockbridge

Today, I got pissed and tried to storm out of work, only to get outside and realize I couldn't because I'd let my coworker borrow my car for lunch. FML

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By melly - 14/12/2010 19:10 - United States

Today, my boss went out for a few hours. My coworkers saw this as an opportunity to take a 2 hour lunch without getting caught. I stayed at the office to answer the phone, while streaming videos which is a big no no. My boss came back early and caught me, they're all still taking lunch. FML

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Make your mind up

By Anonymous - 30/09/2009 21:04 - United States

Today, when I got to work, I found out that I was being laid off. Two hours later, I found out my boss had my name on the wrong list. I was elated. I went to lunch, but on the way back was rear-ended, in the rain. I was an hour and a half late getting back to work. I was fired upon returning. FML

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Shadic 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 20:18

What the hell is the point of these "I did something completely ******* stupid. Feel bad for me please?" types of FMLs? Seriously. You'll get no sympathy from me.

Killeritch 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 20:33

i kinda want to know why you thought driving quickly and irresponsibly would make you less likely to get spotted and/or caught. pro tip: if you're driving fast, it makes you more visible, not less. so ytdi.

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drewbell 0

Friday 15 January 2010 5:44

karmas a bitch, bitch

X_posed 0

Friday 15 January 2010 6:37

At first I thought, "wow how shitty, but YDI"... then I saw you were a Masshole and was no longer surprised...

rowbot_angie 0

Friday 15 January 2010 9:34

thats what you get LOL

The_Disturbed 5

Friday 15 January 2010 12:46

I saw "snuck out of work 2 hours early" and "speeding" and it was an instant YDI. You really shouldn't look for symptathy for this. You get paid to work, so work for yyour money. End of.

XScarlet 4

Friday 15 January 2010 13:45

I smell fire!

youthink_fml 0

Friday 15 January 2010 13:48

So not only are you a lazy piece of shit that thinks they should get paid for doing nothing, but you can't drive worth shit either. Lovely.

ColdGold 6

Friday 15 January 2010 17:49

ha ha funny in a ironic sense, not because you and your boss got hurt. You really stuck-it-to-The Man, didn't you? I hate it when part of my life becomes a cautionary tale and the hearers are self-righteous.