Transportation: Today, I snuck out of work 2 hours early. As I was speeding away...

By Ilovelife07 - 14/01/2010 15:14 - United States

Today, I snuck out of work 2 hours early. As I was speeding away so I wouldn't be seen, I rear-ended my boss as he was leaving the lower parking lot for a late lunch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 730

You deserved it 46 513

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By ronz - 08/02/2012 13:26

Today, I sneaked off work early. As I was in the elevator on the way down to leave, it stopped at my boss's floor, and he got in. FML

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You deserved it 44 738

By Anonymous - 06/02/2010 19:50 - United States

Today, while I was backing out of the my work's parking lot, I hit my boss's truck. While he was in it. FML

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You deserved it 23 588

I hate Mondays

By Leaving Early Fail - 12/01/2009 20:34 - United States

Today, moments after leaving early, my boss emails me asking if I'm in the office. After an illegal U-turn, running a stop sign, parking in a visitor spot, and sneaking back to my desk, I find out she was locked out of the building but had since found her keys and let herself back in. FML

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You deserved it 11 710

Impressive

By mikej1985 - 20/03/2009 17:11 - Canada

Today, I got to my underground parking garage at work and saw my boss pulling into a spot. I thought I would show him my reverse parking skills and decided to park beside him. As I was pulling in he opened his door to get out and I smashed into it, nearly running him over. FML

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You deserved it 70 315

By Anonymous - 13/12/2016 15:06 - United States

Today, I was on my way to work and someone cut me off. I then switched lanes and sped past the person as I flipped them off. What I didn't notice was that the person that cut me off was my boss. He's been shooting me dirty looks from across the room all morning. FML

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You deserved it 5 780

By Anonymous - 21/12/2017 01:30

Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML

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You deserved it 519

By TJ AJ RJ / IV the V - 21/11/2014 06:11 - United States - San Diego

Today, my boss flipped me off in traffic on my way to work. FML

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You deserved it 4 112

By JoblessandStupid - 14/02/2017 14:00 - United States - Stockbridge

Today, I got pissed and tried to storm out of work, only to get outside and realize I couldn't because I'd let my coworker borrow my car for lunch. FML

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You deserved it 2 426

By melly - 14/12/2010 19:10 - United States

Today, my boss went out for a few hours. My coworkers saw this as an opportunity to take a 2 hour lunch without getting caught. I stayed at the office to answer the phone, while streaming videos which is a big no no. My boss came back early and caught me, they're all still taking lunch. FML

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You deserved it 10 685

Make your mind up

By Anonymous - 30/09/2009 21:04 - United States

Today, when I got to work, I found out that I was being laid off. Two hours later, I found out my boss had my name on the wrong list. I was elated. I went to lunch, but on the way back was rear-ended, in the rain. I was an hour and a half late getting back to work. I was fired upon returning. FML

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You deserved it 3 187

Shadic 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 20:18

What the hell is the point of these "I did something completely ******* stupid. Feel bad for me please?" types of FMLs? Seriously. You'll get no sympathy from me.

Killeritch 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 20:33

i kinda want to know why you thought driving quickly and irresponsibly would make you less likely to get spotted and/or caught. pro tip: if you're driving fast, it makes you more visible, not less. so ytdi.

Comments

CyclonePsycho 1

Thursday 14 January 2010 21:31

Sneaking out of work two hours early? Huh. I guess they do make stupid in that flavor.

icanfloat12 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 21:35

fail

satanicminnow1 1

Thursday 14 January 2010 21:38

I hope you get fired dipshit. I really wonder WTF is going on in people's heads that makes them think crap like this is ok. Seriously, WTF?

noshitsherlock 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 21:40

LEARN HOW TO DRIVE, DUMBASS. It's called "brakes"

charlton2142 5

Saturday 27 October 2012 18:20

Yes because that is the moral of the story.

crankyinthemorn 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 21:45

This reminds me of an old saying, "When you work late, no one notices, but if you try to leave work early you meet your boss in the parking lot." Your incident shows us how very true that saying really is. :)

myfriend_youfail 3

Thursday 14 January 2010 21:46

Oh, all the charges they could mention as reason for termination... Fraud (if you remained on the clock when you left). Vehicle damages. Leaving the workplace before the designated time. Failing to fulfill duties specified as an employee. Reckless driving on company property. Have fun trying to find a new job! :)

yoshiyakiryu 20

Thursday 14 January 2010 21:52

Why do people feel the need to post an FML that they themselves obviously caused? 'Today, I shot 10 people. I was caught. FML' Instead of asking for sympathy for your own stupidity, you should either learn to stop doing such stupid things or remove yourself from the gene pool.

lissn 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 22:11

I said that once and got flamed for it. Well said, anyway :P OP's a dick

danthemanfosho 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 23:32

YDI there are alot of honest people who need jobs not Jackasses like you

ily1210 10

Thursday 14 January 2010 23:51

you rly expect ppl to feel bad for you. YDI

SumKid_fml 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 23:52

Maybe you should reconsider your life for a sec? Doesnt really look like you "love your life" as your name says. Is it really worth losing your job for trying to leave 2 hours early? Especially with the way the economy is goin right now?