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  humorizer  |  14

Quite simple. Let's make believe the OP is "X" years old. Now, X+1.75 years ago, the OP's boyfriend had intercourse with a woman. That intercourse from X+1.75 years ago led to the creation of a beautiful little girl. 1 year after the birth of the lil girl, the OP's parents also had intercourse with each other. .75 years later (i.e. 9 months) another beautiful girl was born. A few years later, this new girl met the dude who was mentioned in part one. They became bf/gf. X years after her birth, the OP decided to write this FML, where you asked me to explain how it worked out. With that said, good night.

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  MagicMeds  |  0

How is that win? It's extraordinarily basic, and not very funny...

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  purple5  |  0

Yeah, I didn't find it that funny either.

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  HookEmTexas07  |  0

Actually, that math would make OP's bf's daughter (d) 1.75 years older than OP. What must have happened is that .25 years after d was born, OP's parents conceived OP and then .75 years later, OP woud have been born. Thus .25 + .75 would equal 1 year, to make OP 1 year younger than d.

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  HookEmTexas07  |  0

Actually, that math would make OP's bf's daughter (d) 1.75 years older than OP. What must have happened is that .25 years after d was born, OP's parents conceived OP and then .75 years later, OP would have been born. Thus .25 + .75 would equal 1 year, to make OP 1 year younger than d.

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  HookEmTexas07  |  0

Actually, that math would make OP's bf's daughter (d) 1.75 years older than OP. What must have happened is that .25 years after d was born, OP's parents conceived OP and then .75 years later, OP would have been born. Thus .25 + .75 would equal 1 year, to make OP 1 year younger than d.

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That doesn't explain the age of the boyfriend, and HookEmTexas is right, the math is wrong...lmao at all the people saying "AWESOME". all you need to say was .25 years after daughter was born the OP was conceived, and born .75 years later.

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Agree with 109. Unless your boyfriend had a child in elementary or middle school, he'd have to be at least 14 years older than you, which means when he was in high school, you were a baby. That's more than a few years :P.

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  YayAmerica  |  0

Agreed. My step-mother is in her mid-thirties and she LOVES being Grandma to my niece. When people ask her how she's old enough to be a Grandma, she always tells them "That's what happens when you marry old people." OP married an old man and now she suffers the consequences.

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  maplebaby  |  0

yeah, he'd have to be more than a decade older than you, 15 years at least. You're dating a guy 15-20 years older than you, be prepared for nasty surprises.

By  Monkeybuttorama  |  0

Theoretically he could be as little as 9 years older then her.. unlikely, yes, but possible. it all depends on when he hit puberty. Besides which, there's nothing wrong with dating someone older as long as you are of legal age yourself. My grandparents were 20 years apart, and they lived a very very happy life together. OP, you made the choice to date the guy knowing that he was able to have kids before you were born. If you weren't aware of this, you are either dumb, or don't know the guy as well as you thought. Also, you never thought to ask how old she was? Inconsiderate much?

By  Moemoemoe_fml  |  0

People, the guy could have had the daughter when he was way too young. 12 or 13 year old boys can accidentally get a girl pregnant, for example. Several years after this wtf incident, the guy has a daughter who's an adult despite not being that much younger than her dad, and he has also a gilrfriend who's just 13 or so years younger than him. That's not that much of a difference in the long run, and yet, she'll be in for a surprise when she meets the daughter. There you go.

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