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By melly - / Tuesday 14 December 2010 19:10 / United States
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By  DocBastard  |  38

And you're upset because you were the only one caught? You're just as bad as they are. The only difference is that you were dumb enough to get caught. If you're lucky enough to keep your job, then DO YOUR JOB, dumbass.

By  Marcelb  |  17

And what are the consequences for you? and the rest of the employees? guess your boss wasn't too happy with them either. Just rat them out and try to make yourself look better, lol

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By  Marcelb  |  17

And what are the consequences for you? and the rest of the employees? guess your boss wasn't too happy with them either. Just rat them out and try to make yourself look better, lol

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  I_iz_B_a_troll  |  23

I want bitches in my britches (; But I got to a witch to make their love a sitch, but in the end my wishes drown with the fishes. I'm itchin to be hitchin a ride. for ditchin me now they twitchin if I pitch dis I'll never be rich which switch to stitch dat bitch. oh yeahhh that sucked :D

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  persianjr1  |  7

SPY GUIDE TO STAY EMPLOYED IN THIS SITUATION. STEP 1: Stay silent and knock out boss with keyboard. STEP 2:he wakes up and tell him he fell. STEP 3: tell him he walked in and hit his head on the desk and you hadnt been there he would of bled to deth and died. STEP 4:say that everyone else left and because you followed the rules, he is alive. STEP 5: Promotion :D

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  your_face  |  15

85 - I'd hope the OP would have enough sense not to stream certain kinds of video, but any video streaming is usually banned in a serious workplace. For one thing, you're supposed to be doing your job, not watching movies online. For another, I think it opens up a less secure connection, leaving your entire work network more vulnerable to viruses. Finally, the broadband it would take up would slow down the network, making it hard for anyone else to work. I know no one was there, but there are no exceptions. If the supervisors made one allowance they'd have to make more. OP, if you knew it was "a big no no," you shouldn't have done it. End of story. You really have to be pretty foolish to expect the "but everyone else broke the rules too" excuse to work.

By  DocBastard  |  38

And you're upset because you were the only one caught? You're just as bad as they are. The only difference is that you were dumb enough to get caught. If you're lucky enough to keep your job, then DO YOUR JOB, dumbass.

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  DocBastard  |  38

mamamiaaa - I didn't go to medical school for four years to be called "Mr. Bastard," thank you. And no, it wasn't harsh at all. It doesn't take smarts to know not to break the rules, it just takes morals and good judgment.

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  Trollz4daLULZ  |  1

Hey! OP was NOT being stupid! That boss just has it in for her, and the other employees are all conspiring to make her look even worse. None of this was her fault AT ALL. Except maybe for knowingly breaking the rules. And for splicing a comma in her FML. And for not being more careful. And for working someplace that had internet access. Oh, and for even having a job at all. But other than that, this is COMPLETELY not her fault!

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  mamamiaaa_fml  |  12

well mr bastard this is FML so your fancy smancy degree means nothing here bahahhahahhahahha. and rules were made to be broken. and the moral of the story issss.

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  DocBastard  |  38

FFML, you're quite welcome. Anything I can do to help. Trollzy, please don't get banned anymore. We need your anteater wisdom here. Gore, idiocy is your specialty. Last but least, Boners, you need help. Seriously, I'm worried about you, man.

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  DocBastard  |  38

I have to get this in before Boners recommends a certain cream to rub in... Rash remedy...rash remedy...ah, here it is. "Eye of newt, wing of bat, leg of frog, and one drop of troll blood." Hey, Boners! I need a drop of your blood, dude.

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  I_R_Genius  |  3

Boners, if you want an erection lasting more than a day, just get bit by a brazlian wandering spider, However, if erections last more then a day talk to Doc about it.

By  DncrHap  |  9

oooh. no-no, eh? if you were going to do a no-no, you should of masturbated in your boss' office. that way if you get caught, you'll at least get a happy ending.

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  starile  |  19

62, if I threw a 'roid-raging cat at you and splashed some chocolate pudding all over your body and sat back with a video camera, would you fight back then? :D

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  DncrHap  |  9

hm. i'd probably scream and run around for a while. then be all "WTF???" then lick myself clean. because chocolate pudding is wonderful.

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  FFML_314  |  11

Why did you even bother putting in that random comma? It's also quite obvious that Ohthebloodgore is a girl. If that's not something you can figure out, you're an idiot, BUT I'm sure you already knew that. :D

By  Ninjafriends  |  1

So, you committed a big no-no. That's just you screwing up. Stop pointing fingers. The FML is really about how your coworkers didn't want to have lunch with you.

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  DocBastard  |  38

Yeah, because there's nothing a boss likes more than a suck-up tattle tale who rats out her coworkers in an attempt to deflect taking responsibility for her own mistake. Right.

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  your_face  |  15

And clearly the boss is too blind to see for him- or herself that everyone else is gone. That's not the kind of thing one would notice without being told.

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