By shit... - 05/07/2009 18:16 - United States

Today, I sent out my monthly curriculum list to the parents of the kids in my math class so they can see what their children will be learning. I usually end my e-mails with the phrase 'math is power'. Now, 154 parents got an e-mail saying 'meth is power'. FML
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By Anonymous - 05/12/2019 14:00

Today, I was teaching a high school calculus class. I wrote a complex formula on the board. As I wrote, students asked if they could take a picture of the board and circulate it. I said yes, and I was pleased as everybody seemed to be taking pictures. Soon, I realized why: my skirt was tucked into my underwear. Within a few minutes, every student in the school had an email with a picture of my ugliest pair of floral-printed panties. FML
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kLow_fml 0

well you deserved that one for using the phrase "math is power"

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WhyMe1_2_3 0

haha , parent teach conferences should be interesting

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a3vkay 0

Reminds me of the time my school made a typo in the school newsletter and wrote, "All students will be testes during the next week."

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Shyman4ever 0

Meth is power? Wow, coming from a teacher, that sounds true LOL

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spillproof 0

Just because you're a math teacher doesn't give you an excuse to be be a poor speller

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Telcontar14 0

hahahahahahaha... spelling is power, too :P

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msbetsy 0

Agreed. Spelling is Power! Proofreading is also Power!

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Emma_91 0

Spell check shouldn't realise this mistake as meth is also a word.

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Drakanaa 0

Haha, meth IS power...just don't give it to students in class. Don't worry, lots of people good in math are poor in spelling! But that's why they invented "spellcheck." Hell, some browsers underline stuff as you type nowadays.

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1234five 0

ydi for ending emails with "math is power"

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EcGyMz 0

I said I agree but I should of said you deserve it. you're a math teacher. you probably deserve to get hit by a bus.

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itsgen 16

hahaha if i were you i would start sending outt apology letters but "math is power"?..really

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