Intimacy: Today, I reminded my husband that I was on my period, so he wouldn't...

By SharkWeek - 27/10/2013 15:26 - United States - Wrightsville

Today, I reminded my husband that I was on my period, so he wouldn't try to fool around with me. A few hours later, his goldfish-like memory kicked in and he stuck his hand down my pants while we were going to bed. I was wearing a maxi pad. FML

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By I can never win - 13/07/2023 18:00

Today, and like every month, my husband goes through the wastebasket and checks my used pads for proof that I’m not lying about being on my period to get out of sex, all because once, I didn’t feel like having sex and said I was on my period, even though I wasn’t. He found out I lied because he saw my clean pad. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2018 13:30

Today, I apparently had diarrhea in my sleep. I had to get up and sneak to the bathroom so as to not wake my husband. When he asked about the stain, I panicked and told him I started my period. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2011 01:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend drove me home. I mentioned how I had recently started my period and he freaked out, saying I would "leak" through my tampon onto his seat. He made me sit on towels all the way home. FML

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By kk. - 24/02/2022 16:00

Today, I'm on my period and super bloated. My husband laid down next to me and said, "Hey pretty lady, wanna have a good time? Let me stick my pin in and let some of that air out", then made a deflating noise with a hand movement. FML

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By cek4uytp - 25/06/2011 06:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2017 06:00

Today, I went home with a guy I met at the bar. I warned him that I was on my period, but he said it was fine. Not only was the sex awful, I woke up to find that he'd smeared period blood on my face in the dark. FML

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My body hates me

By How? - 09/10/2022 22:30

Today, I'm on the last few days of my period. After nothing came out the whole day, a dollop of blood suddenly poured out, somehow managed to entirely circumvent the giant pad I was wearing, and went straight into my underwear, pants, and the chair I was sitting on. FML

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By onething - 08/07/2009 17:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend picked me up to come spend the night at his house, and on the way he started pulling over to get some condoms. I told him no need, I was on my period. He turned the car around and took me home. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2013 21:37 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, my boyfriend and I took a nap, fully clothed. I woke up to him panicking. He'd had a wet dream and was scared that his sperm somehow swam through several layers of clothing and got me pregnant. FML

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By RedWaters - 06/03/2013 20:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend started coming onto me, despite me being on my period. He said it was okay, and we went to his bedroom. He told me to spread my legs as he spread his hands. Thinking it'd be sexy, I did. He then yelled, "I AM MOSES! I PART THE RED SEA!" and broke down in laughter. FML

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happle 21

Sunday 27 October 2013 19:19

That's pretty nasty, but it seems like he would have learned his lesson.

Misshhh 23

Sunday 27 October 2013 19:21

Looks like he was caught.. Red handed... YEEEAAAAA xD

Comments

Dodge4x4Ram 46

Monday 28 October 2013 9:11

ewww

pdp_fml 21

Monday 28 October 2013 11:58

He was thinking with his other head!

mattrd_fml 31

Monday 28 October 2013 13:37

bloody hell

gabagabaheyu 10

Monday 28 October 2013 15:20

thats what he gets

Khaleesixx 1

Monday 28 October 2013 15:51

I can understand it being uncomfortable but I don't understand the huge deal about having sex on your period, sure if you don't want a mess than it probably won't be your cup of tea but I would really call this more of a funny situation more than a fml one. You guys are married!is it really an issue

Djasso18 15

Monday 28 October 2013 18:05

time to let him earn his "red wings"

lalaney 14

Monday 28 October 2013 18:26

Sticking your hand down someone's pants without permission, even if you're married, is usually not okay. Unless your partner has explicitly said that they like getting surprised groped, it's a violation.

TogeBara 12

Monday 28 October 2013 22:49

You have got to be kidding me...a smack on the ass is considered groping, but it is flirty and fun for couples to do that stuff. You must be a major stick-in-the-mud. I'd hate to be your SO.

glitterkuro 18

Wednesday 30 October 2013 18:03

Agreed. A lot of people do not like being touched without prior warning. It's not being a "stick-in-the-mud", it can be a complete turn off or quite upsetting for some people. Hopefully as they're married, they know all these sorts of things about each other, but since he stuck his hand there even though she specifically said she was on her period, I'm guessing he's not the best at listening and respecting boundaries. Not all couples are the same, #170.