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By Anonymous - / Friday 6 December 2013 21:37 / United States - Albuquerque
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  MrSassypants  |  31

Sperm isn't necessarily worthless once it had contact with air. If it is celebrity sperm crazy fans will buy that shit quicker than.... ummm.... something that goes pretty quick, but not too quick.

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  CallMeMcFeelii  |  13

I once had a wet dream. And in that wet dream I had sexual relations with a giant Cyclopes. She used me as her dildo.. My full body too, since you know.. She was a giant Cyclopes. I don't know why that happened, and I don't know what it means. All I know is that giant Cyclopes are sexy as hell!

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  rockstar362  |  8

Everyone's making fun of him for being far too worried, but considering the amount of guys that don't care if the girl gets pregnant and leaves her with a baby and basically ruins her life... I think him worrying like that is sweet. Maybe he's a hypochondriac or maybe he's a little thick headed or both but he sure has a heart

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His Ignorance runs deep,does he not know the difference between semen and urine?

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  JocelynKaulitz  |  28

The birds and the bees…

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  DaMann360  |  19

You guys keep railing on OPs boyfriend. Did it ever cross your mind that maybe she gets hurt everytime you insult her boyfriend? Be nice to the poor guy.

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  Kalipczo  |  21

If he touched his dick and didn't wash his hands after going to the bathroom there could be sperm on his fingers and he could wipe his lips so when he kisses his gf the sperm could get on her mouth and punch its was down her esophagus, using mucous as a shield, and just truck right past her organs, through her stomach and right into the Fallopian tube and she happens to be ovulating. Bam. Pregnant.

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  Ambient25  |  24

How many hands have you shaken or doors have you touched? I guarantee you a cold witch titty one of them wasn't clean. And I haven't seen you on Maury, so your argument is invalid.

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  sabrinalynn22  |  19

I really hope you're not serious. If you are, you need to go back to sex ed with op's boyfriend.

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  MrSassypants  |  31

29, what 25 said was completely serious. It is actually possible and quite common; it happens to me at least twice a week. Sometimes three or four on certain occasions. im @ hooge slot lol

By  Rizzen  |  27

your boyfriend is stupid D:

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  Ambient25  |  24

If it's because I point out the obvious then yes.

By  iknowiwantyou  |  13

you must be dating a clueless virgin. how adorbz.

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