By Username - 03/05/2011 19:51 - United States

Today, I realized the only reason I chose to lose weight is that I can never cross the crosswalk fast enough. FML
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marijuanasmoker4 3

You could gain more weight, and just roll across the crosswalk.

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denvan 0

You should have gone with the option of rolling across it

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rebecca_marie_21 0

Whatever gets you motivated.

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chrstygrl06 10

It's okay the chicken had problems crossing the road too.

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sweetkraut 2

well at least it's a functional goal...

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4Lonely2Stoner0 0

That's the only reason you have to lose weight? Look in the mirror and you'll have a couple other reasons.

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Perishthethought 0

I've recently lost over 40 lbs of rippling cellulite - and I notice I even walk quicker now. You wouldn't think losing weight would make you quicker but it does.

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