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dspadres
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We didn't copy your language. You guys brought it with you when you colonized this country. Plaster as we know it is a chemical compound meant to seal holes in walls and such so it can be painted over. I would hope you guys don't put shit like that on your cuts. It can't be good putting whatever the hell is in that stuff in your blood stream.
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leyash
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Because it's a top brand name for covering wounds. That's why.
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Sun_Kissed18
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Bad luck I'd say
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Ajjas013
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Also why people have TWO thumbs.
I think.
I think.
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cookiepenguin
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so u make bagels and live in thestone age. fascinating. ¿how is this an fml?
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drummer_dude
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Ouch D: hope it gets better soon!
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Maxine17
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...I also have gashes and burns on my thumbs too due to my job.
...Fml?
No.
...Fml?
No.
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Zezing
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Carving bagels? Plasters? CANDLES?
What the fuck is going on!?
What the fuck is going on!?
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FernandoTorres_fml
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Time heals all, except your dignity.
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Vert90
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And your virginity.
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starry_eyed
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Wow lol. That really just sucks.
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perdix
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This would not be a good day to take up juggling chainsaws and bottles of acid.
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DefyingGravity
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Would any day be a good day to take up juggling chainsaws and bottles of acid?
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perdix
| 29
A day that you are showing a bit of dexterity and want to get on "America's Got Talent."
How come that show is judged by two Brits and a guy who is a has-been here but an idol in Germany?
How come that show is judged by two Brits and a guy who is a has-been here but an idol in Germany?
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arsenalfcboy
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Cos the original is Britain's got talent :P
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perdix
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That is true. We do steal a lot of game shows from you guys. But we invented Jeopardy, which is the best, so God bless America!
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brainfreeze215
| 0
Did you at least cauterize the wound? Or did absolutely no good come of this?
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jw90
| 18
It's just not your day huh OP. tell you what go back to bed and sleep it off you'll be fine when ya wake up.
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AndelleRae
| 9
Given the luck we've heard about, she'd probably die in her sleep.
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_Naboo_
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Ouch, I know how that feels.
Don't worry, it'll heal.
Don't worry, it'll heal.
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haneki_fml
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wah wah! just bad luck, not really fyl, but whatever.. just be more careful..
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