FML : Today, I sliced a deep gash into my thumb while carving up bagels. After putting a plaster on, I returned to my room to relax, where I lit a candle. The...

Today, I sliced a deep gash into my thumb while carving up bagels. After putting a plaster on, I returned to my room to relax, where I lit a candle. The flame from my new lighter shot up, and set fire to the plaster on my thumb. Now I have a cut AND several burns. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By opposableouch - / Tuesday 27 October 2009 18:46 / United Kingdom

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By dspadres | 0

#642190 - Wednesday 28 October 2009 1:12

We didn't copy your language. You guys brought it with you when you colonized this country. Plaster as we know it is a chemical compound meant to seal holes in walls and such so it can be painted over. I would hope you guys don't put shit like that on your cuts. It can't be good putting whatever the hell is in that stuff in your blood stream.

By leyash | 0

#642110 - Wednesday 28 October 2009 0:31

Because it's a top brand name for covering wounds. That's why.

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By Sun_Kissed18 | 25

#641939 - Tuesday 27 October 2009 23:08

Bad luck I'd say

Ajjas013 | 6

#642326 - Wednesday 28 October 2009 2:59

Also why people have TWO thumbs.

I think.

cookiepenguin | 0

#860181 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 2:19

so u make bagels and live in thestone age. fascinating. ¿how is this an fml?

By drummer_dude | 0

#641950 - Tuesday 27 October 2009 23:10

Ouch D: hope it gets better soon!

By Maxine17 | 8

#641957 - Tuesday 27 October 2009 23:11

...I also have gashes and burns on my thumbs too due to my job.

...Fml?

No.

Zezing | 0

#646266 - Friday 30 October 2009 17:52

Carving bagels? Plasters? CANDLES?
What the fuck is going on!?

By FernandoTorres_fml | 0

#641966 - Tuesday 27 October 2009 23:13

Time heals all, except your dignity.

Vert90 | 11

#4252577 - Tuesday 3 April 2012 4:17

And your virginity.

By starry_eyed | 0

#641969 - Tuesday 27 October 2009 23:14

Wow lol. That really just sucks.

By perdix | 29

#641971 - Tuesday 27 October 2009 23:15

This would not be a good day to take up juggling chainsaws and bottles of acid.

DefyingGravity | 0

#641979 - Tuesday 27 October 2009 23:17

Would any day be a good day to take up juggling chainsaws and bottles of acid?

perdix | 29

#641991 - Tuesday 27 October 2009 23:25

A day that you are showing a bit of dexterity and want to get on "America's Got Talent."

How come that show is judged by two Brits and a guy who is a has-been here but an idol in Germany?