Love: Today, I realized out how sad my love life is when I got excited... - FML

By L_lives - 30/05/2015 05:40 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I realized out how sad my love life is when I got excited that the number a girl gave me turned out to really be hers. FML

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You deserved it 2 969

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By sadman - 05/02/2011 07:16 - United States

Today, I had a date with a girl I'd been seeing for about a month. When I got home, I saw her facebook status changed to "In a relationship". This made me kind of excited, until I realized it wasn't with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 025

You deserved it 3 792

By generic_name123 - 09/03/2015 13:55 - United States - Washington

Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 609

You deserved it 3 355

By facebookdeception - 31/10/2014 04:25 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I found out that the girl on Facebook that helped me out of my sadness after my break-up and who I'd hopelessly fallen in love with was just a prank by my ex-girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 222

You deserved it 4 502

You IDIOT

By A.L.Woody - 11/08/2009 06:42 - United States

Today, I was approached by the head cheerleader, and she asked for my number. I was so excited that I gave it to her without question. Then she smiled, and walked away. Too bad my girlfriend was right behind me when it happened. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 794

You deserved it 113 070

Denied

By Anonymous - 31/12/2020 14:02

Today, I asked a girl for her number and I wrote it down when she gave it to me. When I called her, it wasn't her. She'd given me a restaurant's phone number. FML

I agree, your life sucks 748

You deserved it 295

By Anonymous - 27/05/2011 23:30 - United States

Today, a girl I've been crushing on for over a year finally gave me her number. I lost the note at home, but found it a few hours later. I excitedly called, only to find she'd written down the number for the local Pizza Hut. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 944

You deserved it 4 579

By Anonymous - 19/04/2009 19:21 - United States

Today, I found out that the girl I've been in love with for a long while got back together with her ex boyfriend because he had confessed his true feelings to her through a note in her locker. It was my note. FML

I agree, your life sucks 115 301

You deserved it 11 634

By Anonymous - 19/06/2009 21:41 - United States

Today, I looked through my girlfriend's phone book and saw two entries with my name. One had "(cute)" attached to it. I checked to see if it was my number. It wasn't. FML

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You deserved it 5 396

Friends?

By idekwtfigo - 01/05/2022 06:00

Today, I found out that the girl my boyfriend says is "just a good old friend" is actually an "ex that got away." FML

I agree, your life sucks 851

You deserved it 85

Unknown number

By Whoisshe - 17/01/2020 01:00

Today, I gave my phone number to a guy at the movie theatre. I was excited to receive a text a few minutes later, sure enough when I unlocked my phone I had received a message from an unknown number. It was his girlfriend. FML

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Peng1995 11

Saturday 30 May 2015 23:58

Always take that chance when you get one from someone you like.

Mauskau 35

Sunday 31 May 2015 0:40

Am I the only one that prefers to be texted than called?

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cantero0311 1

Sunday 31 May 2015 4:22

Dude !! At least you got a number !!

alfonze07 12

Sunday 31 May 2015 5:10

No shame in that!

MdMan2 23

Sunday 31 May 2015 5:16

I'm pretty sure he already called because he found out it was her actual number

SaniK 17

Sunday 31 May 2015 5:24

Why waste any time posting fmls, you got her real number!

coldwar252 13

Sunday 31 May 2015 5:24

Hey good for you man, best of luck!

TheIronFez 13

Sunday 31 May 2015 5:46

I don't see how that's sad, but nice!

idxntgiveafxck 17

Sunday 31 May 2015 6:03

I'm kind of surprised, even if the guy is good looking or he seemed real nice and genuine, I would still feel uncomfortable giving the dude my number. It's nothing personal, it's just an awkward feeling. So whenever a girl doesn't give you her number, don't feel too bad for yourself, it's not you, it's her. Lol.

doctorhook86 24

Tuesday 2 June 2015 20:35

#58: So how do guys get ahold of you?

ohSNAPyall 26

Sunday 31 May 2015 6:48

36, that's almost as rude as honking.

Angsty_Armadillo 25

Sunday 31 May 2015 7:07

That's not sad at all! You never know if she's excitedly waiting for that call or text from the cute guy that asked for her number. The door swings both ways.

davidl7 17

Sunday 31 May 2015 8:49

Well it doesn't have to be sad anymore. Call her!

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Today, I am lying next to my new husband. We went to Hawaii for our honeymoon and planned on spending the entire time in bed together. We succeeded in that goal, with both of us unable to leave each other's side for entire week. Sex? No. Food poisoning? Yes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 516

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Today, I learned my most recent ex-girlfriend is dating my previous ex-girlfriend who also broke my heart back then. I also learned that they both sometimes have threesomes with a man. I wanted to experiment by adding another woman when I was with each of them, but they always said no. FML

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Today, my mom bought me some expensive Japanese candy. I opened it, and saw that each chewy candy was wrapped in a thin, hard to peel off wrapper. After trying to get each wrapper off, I determined they were unopen-able and threw them away. I then read the box, saying the wrappers were edible. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 352

You deserved it 56 607

Today, I was awakened from a peaceful sleep by my crazy ex-girlfriend, who apparently duplicated my keys before our break up three months ago. She was on top of me, stroking my beard, whispering, “He looks like Jesus.” FML

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You deserved it 3 672

Today, my wife is experiencing feral pregnancy cravings. She is craving some sort of cookie that she used to eat as a child. That particular cookie company went out of business 20 years ago, so my wife is growling at me like I was personally responsible for them shutting down. FML

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You deserved it 111

Today, as I was about to have sex with my husband, I said I wanted to "spice things up." Apparently, our ideas weren't the same. He yanked my nipples as hard as he could and said, "Yeah, you like that?" FML

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Today, the girl who works at the liquor store came to where I work. She recognized me. FML

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You deserved it 874

Today, I found out that a single unpaid parking ticket from September put my student account on hold and unregistered me from all my spring classes. I'm a senior and this is my last semester. FML

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You deserved it 301