Broken: Unknown number

Unknown number

By Whoisshe - 17/01/2020 01:00

Today, I gave my phone number to a guy at the movie theatre. I was excited to receive a text a few minutes later, sure enough when I unlocked my phone I had received a message from an unknown number. It was his girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 411

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Same thing different taste

By SeeBrendenBurn - 21/11/2009 08:28 - United States

Today, I went to a rock concert and met this amazing girl. We started talking and then swapped cell numbers. Five minutes later, she asks to see my cellphone, so I gave it to her. Once I got home I went to text her and saw that she deleted her number. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 778

You deserved it 5 667

By generic_name123 - 09/03/2015 13:55 - United States - Washington

Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 604

You deserved it 3 355

By Anon - 14/08/2016 10:58 - United States - Tracy

Today, a cute guy came up to me and asked for my phone number. I was super excited and began to write it down when he said, "It doesn't have to be your real number, I'm not gonna call anyway." I still gave him my real number. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 470

You deserved it 1 377

By scumbag - 05/11/2009 10:12 - United States

Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 127

You deserved it 6 424

By WhoaThere - 18/12/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 476

You deserved it 9 649

By Mark Allan - 25/03/2012 16:06 - United States - Alexandria

Today, I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school. I started sending flirtatious texts, only to find out the hard way that she'd given me her boyfriend's number. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 256

You deserved it 7 685

By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 19:34 - United States

Today, I was in a movie when my boyfriend sent out a mass text saying that he'd just lost his virginity. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 388

You deserved it 4 257

By anonymous - 22/11/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 624

You deserved it 2 978

Let down

By MoxyR12 - 24/06/2009 15:33 - United States

Today, I was texting this guy that I really liked. Things were going pretty well. I got a call from his number and excitedly answered it. It was his girlfriend asking if he was bothering me because he likes to text random people when he's drunk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 802

You deserved it 5 707

You IDIOT

By A.L.Woody - 11/08/2009 06:42 - United States

Today, I was approached by the head cheerleader, and she asked for my number. I was so excited that I gave it to her without question. Then she smiled, and walked away. Too bad my girlfriend was right behind me when it happened. FML

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You deserved it 113 066

distortedcognition 17

Friday 17 January 2020 1:21

What did it say? Did you ask her to kindly pass the phone back to the guy?

Mungolikecandy 19

Friday 17 January 2020 8:43

It could be worse, you could not have found out he already had a girlfriend, dated him really fell for him then found out.

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distortedcognition 17

Friday 17 January 2020 1:21

What did it say? Did you ask her to kindly pass the phone back to the guy?

Megan Munn 3

Saturday 18 January 2020 1:32

lol🤣🤣🤣🤣

RichardPencil 30

Friday 17 January 2020 6:02

Alright, alright, alright!!! So, when is the threesome?

Mungolikecandy 19

Friday 17 January 2020 8:43

It could be worse, you could not have found out he already had a girlfriend, dated him really fell for him then found out.

JackWood 20

Friday 17 January 2020 14:13

You didn't ask if he was single?

Courtney McCracken 10

Friday 17 January 2020 18:30

I don’t understand why he couldn’t just decline your number and say he has a girlfriend. Seems petty to give to the girlfriend and have her text you.

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Unknown number

Same thing different taste

Let down

You IDIOT

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