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By citylife - 20/04/2013 20:22 - United States

Today, I realized how tiny my apartment is, when I was able to vacuum from bedroom to bathroom through the living room without switching the power outlet from the one in the kitchen. I pay a fortune to live in this shoebox. FML

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By ouch - 12/12/2009 20:36 - United States

Today, I finally finished vacuuming my downstairs. Instead of finding the wall outlet and unplugging the vacuum, I triumphantly tugged the cord from across the room to release the plug from the wall. It flew at me at top speed and hit me in the face. FML

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Housecleaning

By QuestionMyLife - 01/10/2009 00:56 - United States

Today, I walked into my bedroom and realized I really needed to clean it. As I started to pick everything up off of the floor, I tripped over a shoe, slipped on a water bottle, pulled down my shoe rack, and landed in my armoire. My room is now dirtier than it was when I started. FML

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By Powerfool - 07/04/2009 10:07 - United States

Today, I saw the blueprints for my family's new house. My room is half the size of the room next to it. The room next to it is my step mom's walk-in closet. FML

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Give me strength

By Michael - 05/02/2021 21:30 - Netherlands - Amsterdam

Today, I wanted to clean my house. Of course the vacuum cleaner got stuck behind furniture multiple times. After the fifth time or so, I gave it a good pull. Now my vacuum cleaner is broken and the socket is off the wall. FML

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Roommates from hell

By ugh - 30/09/2011 19:45 - United States

Today, after a month of living in a pigsty of an apartment with my roommates, I spent the day cleaning the place out. When everyone returned home, instead of thanking me, all they could do was point out the spots I'd missed. FML

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Proper job

By So so close to clean - 08/02/2017 10:00 - United States - Warren

Today, with words of encouragement from my mom, I vacuumed my room. After finishing and admiring my job well done, I went to put the vacuum away. It caught on the plug for my electric razor which was dangling below the dresser and yanked that and everything else that was on top of it off. FML

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Reach

By shortarse - 13/06/2017 02:00 - Australia - Saint Lucia

Today, I finally moved into my own flat - no family, nor messy flatmates. Should be great, except for the fact that I'm so short, I have to climb onto the counter in the kitchen any time I want to reach my shelves. Like a child. I'm going to break my fucking neck. FML

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Stinky

By Anonymous - 13/12/2020 17:01 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I realized that my flatmate showers so little that the furniture she uses smells like BO. FML

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Friends theme music plays

By Anonymous - 24/06/2020 05:01

Today, I realized that having the apartment bathroom next to my bedroom space isn't so great and convenient when it's occupied by my evil roommate, Fartzilla. I hear every constipated grunt, despite having music turned up. Worse, it's like living next to a poop-pourri factory. Nose bleach, anyone? FML

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By homeless - 26/03/2014 23:45 - United Kingdom - Winchester

Today, I found out that, after having moved over 500 miles to begin a post-graduate degree, I'm being kicked out of the house I'm renting. We haven't yet signed agreements. Apparently I "keep the kitchen too clean". FML

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Pleonasm 35

Sunday 21 April 2013 3:13

You're paying for the luxury of not having to switch power outlets. You know how bothersome that is? And how costly it is to provide?

NewYorkMexPR 14

Sunday 21 April 2013 3:11

At least you have a place to live in

Comments

rockfreak333 7

Sunday 21 April 2013 6:07

Ditto, we live close to a beach though. Good ol Aussie land.

xXAssMasterXx 2

Sunday 21 April 2013 7:29

It can also mean that you have a very long cord which is a good thing do you don't have to keep moving outlets

xkncas 8

Sunday 21 April 2013 7:30

Yep...that's California for you...

CeeCee_fml 16

Sunday 21 April 2013 8:20

Less space to clean.

angelitared 27

Sunday 21 April 2013 8:23

YDI ... Move!

Charryboo 11

Sunday 21 April 2013 8:25

Well vacuums do have long cords!

Tidus0 17

Sunday 21 April 2013 8:35

Your paying a luxury of not having to waste too much time doing mundane tasks such as cleaning your house. At least I get paid to clean and do anything to not keep changing PowerPoint (in one building I'm looking at using anywhere up to 5 power points whilst using a vacuum with a 10+ meter long cord.

SuperSofie 23

Sunday 21 April 2013 8:35

FYL OP. But hey, it could still be worse: I only have to use a DustBuster to vacuum my 9m2 "appartment" and can barely fit it in my closet (although it isn't that expensive as such, it is for me). Luckily, my boyfriend and I are moving in together soon to a more comfortable 65m2 :-)

AshaaFerreira 22

Sunday 21 April 2013 8:40

Sucks to be you

tara1729 1

Sunday 21 April 2013 9:35

I know the feeling! Just moved out of an apartment the same size I was paying almost $700 for. Just recently moved to a 2 bedroom. A bit bigger but $1000/month! The joys of living 20 min from an army base!