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Stinky

By Anonymous - 13/12/2020 17:01 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I realized that my flatmate showers so little that the furniture she uses smells like BO. FML

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By tortured - 10/09/2018 15:00

Today, despite using deodorant religiously and showering twice a day, my roommate still smells so bad that every time she enters the room I become physically sick. FML

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OK sweaty, time for a bath

By Anonymous - 22/06/2020 17:01

Today, I realized my morbidly obese, sweaty sibling is the source of a strange waft I've been smelling when I get home. He'll only shower once a week, so the apartment and furniture smell like sweat and sometimes poo, especially on hot days. I didn't notice until I went outside and stepped back in to follow my nose. FML

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Multiusage

By Anonymous - 06/11/2021 05:00 - Poland - Poznan

Today, I noticed my girlfriend wiping her sweaty armpits with the small towel that I always use to wipe my face with after shaving. Now I know why the towel smells so bad. FML

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By anon - 22/05/2015 02:22 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML

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Roommate from hell

By Anonymous - 13/10/2020 10:57 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, after I had the place to myself for a while and it was easy to clean, my roommate returned and I woke up to trash piling up, dishes everywhere, and luggage full of sweaty laundry. Oh, and it smells like poo again, because he doesn't regularly shower. I want to scream. FML

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Bad diet

By Anonymous - 23/01/2022 11:01 - United States - Verona

Today, my roommate stunk up the entire floor again with his rancid bathroom trips from spicy foods so much that I ended up wearing a t-shirt over my nose just to play video games in my own room. He gets offended when I tell him to open the bathroom window to vent it out. If only I owned my own home… FML

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By arrrrggggghhhh - 04/03/2009 23:38 - United States

Today, I realized that my roommate has been using my loofah to clean our toilet. I've been cleaning myself with the shit of four college boys for the last six months. FML

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BO issues

By morgan - 11/11/2022 06:00

Today, my girlfriend showered ten times, used an entire tube of deodorant, and continued to stink. It’s been like this for the past week, despite it being cold outside. FML

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By floggingnasty - 13/02/2011 11:38 - United States

Today, I got a new roommate in the dorms. When I got back to my room, I could smell her feet before I even opened my door. FML

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By RinoaHeartilly - 28/11/2018 03:00

Today, like every day she works, my roommate once again put on a ton on perfume before work because she doesn't shower. She's gone, but this smell will be here for hours. FML

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Wadlaen 23

Sunday 13 December 2020 23:40

Well, in this situation I think it's for the best for everyone involved (both of you) that you tell her...

Charlie Given 26

Monday 14 December 2020 5:35

first tell her she needs to bathe more, second go to Walmart they have this stuff called OdoBan works better than febreze gets rid of stinky smells permanently on just about anything

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Wadlaen 23

Sunday 13 December 2020 23:40

Well, in this situation I think it's for the best for everyone involved (both of you) that you tell her...

RichardPencil 30

Monday 14 December 2020 1:35

Is your place so huge that she uses her furniture and you use yours? If not, hose her down and fumigate the stinky furniture with Febreze!

Charlie Given 26

Monday 14 December 2020 5:35

first tell her she needs to bathe more, second go to Walmart they have this stuff called OdoBan works better than febreze gets rid of stinky smells permanently on just about anything

weeping_willow 25

Monday 14 December 2020 5:49

At least she didn’t burn your place down

Warp1978 15

Monday 14 December 2020 14:09

If she refuses to shower, get some shake and vac and get her to clean the furniture.

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