Love: Today, I nervously flirted with a very cute guy. Being a little...

By nofatchicks - 12/05/2014 23:49 - United States - Tampa

Today, I nervously flirted with a very cute guy. Being a little overweight, I rarely think cute guys will go for me. This line of thinking was yet again correct when he casually pulled his sleeve up revealing a tattoo of a pinup girl with a "NO FAT CHICKS" sign below it. FML

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Same thing different taste

Such a nice guy

By Anonymous - 14/01/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, the only girl who likes me is a girl who is overweight and uses body acceptance as a reason to get mad at me for turning her down. Call me shallow but as someone who works out frequently, I don't want someone who douses herself with tattoos, thinking guys will fetishize her, instead of self-care. FML

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By cc - 24/11/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML

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By rayraydayday - 21/03/2015 04:25 - United States - Englewood

Today, I was wearing a new tank top that was really cute. I later was talking to an attractive guy and thought he was giggling at me because he thought I was being cute and funny. I then realized he was giggling at the fact that I'd only shaved one armpit. FML

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Miscommunication

By embarrassed - 21/07/2021 01:59 - United States

Today, I saw a really cute guy in the grocery store. We made eye contact a few times and I was trying to work up the nerve to start a conversation. Instead, he screamed, "Yes, I know I’m fat, bitch. You don’t have to stare!” I got so many dirty looks I left immediately. I didn’t think he was fat. FML

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By mudafkrmas - 18/09/2009 04:14 - Canada

Today, I was trying to look cute in front of this really nice guy. I sure hope he thinks smacking into a pole, rebounding backwards and knocking over an old man is cute. FML

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Thanks?

By Anonymous - 23/12/2017 06:00

Today, I went out with a guy who, about 20 minutes into our dinner, said, "Wow, you don't sweat much for a fat chick." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2015 19:51 - United States - Seattle

Today, a cute guy asked me if I was single. When I said yes, he said "Yeah, you look like the type", and walked away. FML

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By girlthatstoofat - 29/10/2009 17:28 - United States

Today, I recieved a message on MySpace from a cute guy I've been talking to for a while. It read, "I saw a girl in Old Navy at the mall last night that looked a lot like you, but she was much fatter." I was in Old Navy at the mall last night. FML

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By Noname - 03/02/2009 02:36 - United States

Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself. I'd got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying, "Your cat is fat." FML

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By fuckoffandfuckoffagainyoucunt - 17/08/2012 16:27 - United Kingdom - Sittingbourne

Today, I was at the gym, when a pretty overweight guy started staring and eventually taunting me. Let me tell you, lines such as "Lay off the cake, fatty!" and "I can see your gut hanging out your ass, for fuck's sake!" don't exactly boost one's self-confidence. FML

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Sam_Dchi 23

Tuesday 13 May 2014 8:16

what a ******* douche

lsmith6150 18

Tuesday 13 May 2014 8:18

That's when you wish you had a tat saying "no douche bags allowed"

Comments

EuphoricSadness 18

Tuesday 13 May 2014 23:24

I'm sorry but, that's just the most interesting way to get rejected. How often does a man/woman ever do that?

nitrog100 21

Wednesday 14 May 2014 0:13

The tattoo was definitely excessive, but there's nothing wrong with not being attracted to someone.

Hesher 19

Wednesday 14 May 2014 0:34

Right, there's nothing wrong with having a type. What is wrong is insulting everyone who isn't your type. You don't need to shame someone to praise someone else.

punxrock 4

Wednesday 14 May 2014 0:21

What an asshole.

Perry85 42

Wednesday 14 May 2014 0:23

If I was single I would give you a chance :D I like bigger women :D

DatWeirdoDoe 9

Wednesday 14 May 2014 1:44

Wtf. Op dont waste ur time. If it were me i wouldve went sharkiesha on him for calling me fat when the better word is 'thicker' than regular girls -.-

KingreX32 21

Wednesday 14 May 2014 1:45

what an asshole

jl_word 10

Wednesday 14 May 2014 1:58

Totally not cool

darlinguwillbok 7

Wednesday 14 May 2014 2:29

You should've shown him one that says "No douchebags" Seriously I can't stand guys who have body standards for girls before getting to know them. They aren't perfect either