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By mrmidi - 21/05/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, I learned two important facts: #1 A grown man can, in fact, get beaten up by a teenage girl, and #2 If someone is convinced you are someone else, there is no telling them otherwise. FML

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By Username - 10/07/2012 15:27 - United States

Today, I got mugged in broad daylight, in a park, by a teenage girl. To top it off, I'm a grown man. FML

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By tlm84 - 28/07/2014 02:54 - United States - Fitchburg

Today, while out shopping, I could hear what sounded like two grown men talking about me, and they were being pretty gross. I turned around to scold them and it turned out being a dad and his 13-year-old son. He said he was, "teaching a son to be a man, and that my ass was grounds for discussion." FML

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By fluke - 19/09/2011 17:24 - United States

Today, I tried to stop a teenage boy from entering the woman's bathroom. When he argued with me I had him thrown out. Turns out, according to their parents and driver's license, it was a girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2016 17:32 - United States - East Stroudsburg

Today, I got mugged. Trying to be brave, I attacked my mugger, who then broke my nose. Suddenly, I was saved by someone: A 15 year-old goth girl who promptly tackled the mugger to the ground. I'm a 21 year old man. FML

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By yellow_sunflowers101 - 16/04/2009 16:53 - United States

Today, my family and I ran into an older man my parents knew. He continually asked me questions like do you play football, have you started shaving yet, etc. I thought he was joking. He told my parents I had grown into quite a young man. I am a girl and he wasn't joking. FML

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I'm not a kid

By Babyface - 02/09/2021 20:01

Today, I've come to accept that I'll likely never be intimidating or taken seriously, because despite being 6'3" and 205 lbs, I have the face of a 12 year-old. I'm 25. FML

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By Zizi - 04/07/2015 13:18 - Norway - Mosj?en

Today, I got punched in the face, had hair ripped out of my skull and broke a tooth on the pavement when I fell. Some guy mistook me for someone else. FML

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By lifsabtch - 06/01/2013 17:24

Today, I went out to meet a wonderful woman I'd chatted with online. I did have a few fears about if she was really just some guy trying to make a fool out of me. When I met her, she really was a girl, and was happy to see me. Problem: she was actually 13. I'm 34. FML

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Size isn't everything!

By Franklin - 18/12/2017 19:00

Today, I attempted to threaten my daughter's boyfriend to keep him from breaking her heart. I'm a 230-pound former soldier. He's a karate black belt. My family watched me get beat up by a 120-pound teenager. FML

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Unfortunate coincidences

By FBI1236 - 07/07/2019 20:00 - Pakistan - Karachi

Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML

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Mirorbo 26

Friday 21 May 2010 12:19

Young darlings can be scary things, dear. You have my sympathy.

freakizoid_5000 0

Friday 21 May 2010 12:16

ouch

Comments

danabee09 0

Friday 21 May 2010 15:04

hahaha! I hope someone got that on cam. never underestimate girls.

dotty23 0

Friday 21 May 2010 15:23

hahahahahahahahahaha!

LilAfo 4

Friday 21 May 2010 15:36

Aahhh girl power :D

Crono943 6

Friday 21 May 2010 15:56

Nancy boy

farkyolife 0

Friday 21 May 2010 16:42

I'm that girl

ryansims 0

Friday 21 May 2010 16:47

FAIL!!!!!!

CallMeHush 0

Friday 21 May 2010 16:48

Pussy.

Kennytheprice 0

Friday 21 May 2010 16:59

Hahaha what a pussy! I'm not saying you should have wailed on her but there are ways to defend your self without hurting the other person. Sack up and take some Brazilian Jiu Jitsu classes or something........

Kennytheprice 0

Friday 21 May 2010 17:02

winslow310560 0

Friday 21 May 2010 17:25

so if she thought you were someone else you should have felt her up while she was beating you ass! you are going to get messed up either was may as well give her a reason for it.