Kids: Today, I learned the hard way that your little brother is not...

By hairless - 09/10/2011 03:53 - Canada

Today, I learned the hard way that your little brother is not joking when he threatens to shave your eyebrows if you don't let him watch cartoons. FML

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By thatoneperson - 17/02/2012 12:43 - United States

Today, I discovered that you can't always assume your little brother is kidding when he says that you have a spider on top of your head. FML

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By TimeForAHairCut - 08/06/2012 23:44 - United States - Eugene

Today, I was napping when my little brother cut off huge chunks of my hair. He thought it would turn me into the older brother he always wanted. He's 8. FML

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By my dumb bro - 17/04/2013 16:13 - United States - Gillham

Today, I woke up to my brother chopping all my bangs off. When I yelled at him, he could only shout back, "You can see clearly now, the bangs are gone!" FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2009 19:41 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the couch with my little brother. He was looking at me and says "so cool." I asked him what was so cool and he says "it's not that cool but, your eyebrow connects to your other eyebrow". FML

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He has issues

By just a joke - 08/06/2020 20:08

Today, I playfully drew thick eyebrows on my one-year-old son to make him look like a cartoon villain. He laughed cutely in the mirror as I took some adorable pictures. When my husband saw, he threw such a horrendous fit about boys and makeup, I was reduced to tears. FML

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By Alex - 26/03/2009 04:42 - United States

Today, I realized my friends and I should be more careful what we say around my younger brother. I never thought he was paying attention until today. My stepmom told him it was time to go to bed. He responded, "I think it's time for you to suck one." My brother is 4. FML

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By yeah_im_mad_bro - 24/09/2011 00:32 - Canada

Today, it's been a week since my little brother took up his new hobby of posting "cool story, bro" in reply to almost every Facebook status and comment that I make. Not only do I already want to smash his face against a brick wall, my parents will ground me if I defriend any family members. FML

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By Christine - 09/05/2009 06:08 - United States

Today, I saw my little brother playing with my new kitten. He is only five and isn't very gentle so I took the cat away and told him "You can't play with the cat! I don't think he likes you very much!" In a joking tone. The cat then bit and clawed my face. FML

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By mr.palendrome - 06/03/2009 02:27 - United States

Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML

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By vreenya - 08/04/2014 20:13 - Chile - Santiago

Today, my little brother was feeling like the god damned bratty douchebag he is and hurled a basketball at me. It missed, hit the wall, and rebounded straight into his face. He burst into tears, and I'm now grounded because my parents believed him when he said I threw it at him. FML

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Freeze_fml 16

Sunday 9 October 2011 9:09

Someone answered their own question.

_Vamp_ 9

Sunday 9 October 2011 10:04

And you can't either gangsta beiber. It's past your bed time you silly goose.

Comments

joy_nash 7

Wednesday 12 October 2011 17:05

you must shave his head in retaliation. it is the only way.

pepperedmint 0

Friday 14 October 2011 0:33

Smart little kid

mosweezey 3

Saturday 15 October 2011 2:57

Oh I feel your pain. My brother once got mad at me for not letting him sit on my lap and I ended up with stitches dangerously close to my eye.

mwoods2293 0

Monday 17 October 2011 8:19

pee on him when he is sleeping,

Cmcnab1997 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 3:48

That's not the only thing that's hairless

vinathi 9

Sunday 23 October 2011 3:47

I think I'm in love with your brother.

Duckinci 2

Sunday 30 October 2011 23:17

im sorry but i think you are missing the ******* point. once you shave your eyebrows, they dont grow back as they were before. the grow back even more sparse. tell your parents to sell that shit brother of yours.

lolmigosh 15

Thursday 22 December 2011 1:34

Just pencil them back the way they were;)

funnynesh 10

Thursday 5 April 2012 8:30

My little sister did that to me once. When I say once, I mean when I was 10… I was teased for sooo long...

iBiteRoses 22

Monday 5 November 2012 7:08

Well firstly, my brother has never threatened me with such a thing, and even if he did make that threat, he wouldn't actually do it. You should have probably not said it was everyone else's little brother, lol.