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By yeah_im_mad_bro / Saturday 24 September 2011 00:32 / Canada
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  Jennyboo5797  |  4

Cool story bro, tell another.

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  EvilPotato  |  14

Cool story OP, are you mad bro?

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  margie2194  |  12

Just block him from posting on your wall. Or report him as a cyber bully. Haha that'll be funny Zuckenberg would go Chris brown on his ass.

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  margie2194  |  12

Keyman, that was my sad attempt at humor. Geez. Can't I attempt to make a joke without getting shit?

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  Rickilynn1  |  10

Keyman got a thumbs up from me. It's Zuckerberg, not Zuckenburg.

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  margie2194  |  12

92- God forbid I spell his name wrong, oh he Zuck(whatever) the father of social networking, the god that gave birth to 2am Facebook stalking... His name shall be uttered in hushed reverence.

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  Jammy01jams  |  2

You would think that someone that made something you use daily, could get his name spelled correctly medium he created it. I can only imagine his funeral. "Mark Zuckserenberg, I think? How you say this damn guys name?" *dirty looks all around.

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  a_nutritionist  |  10

@93 youre the one who said the name, if you dont know it properly, dont say it...i dont really understand why you wouldnt expect to be corrected. if someone said angelina jolly we wouldnt hesitate to mock that person either, so whats the difference?

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  StoryOfTheYear  |  13

109- It's Angelina Jolie you dumb fuck. Learn to spell celebrity names right.

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I don't mind "cool story bro" when it's in response to something genuinely too long/off topic. But when people say it when you're being serious by telling them something, it's really rude. It'll be gone in a few weeks like "you mad" and "winning" and all that other shit.

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  TheDrifter  |  23

"Blood and honor" and "For the homeland", English translations of two of the more popular Nazi slogans are hardly offensive on their own. It's the context. "Cool story bro" is far worse than either, both in the offensiveness and topical incorrectness of its general usage.

By  SHAMUS_the_WITTY  |  18

Cool story brah. I see what i did there.

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  Ima_monster_x3  |  12

In case you didn't notice, he did it before the guy above him.

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Who cares, they're both stupid as two retarded wombats fucking, shaddup people.

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  a_nutritionist  |  10

yeah or you could just use the filtering thats been on every status update for at least a year now. you know, the one every normal person would at least start looking for after maybe a day of this shit, not a week later.

By  _words_of_wisdom  |  4

u need to tell your parents that you dont care if u get grounded, even if its killing you, u cant let them know that, if they think u have nothing to lose they wont ground you and if they do act all badass about it. works every time. my parents hardly even bother punishing me anymore but it probably has a little to do with that if i do something its cause it needed to be done but ya do that

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  a_nutritionist  |  10

@7 this is testament to bad parenting, not your technique. by the way, dont go spouting maturity in your profile if you get in trouble so often your parents have just given up on you.

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I love trying to decipher run-on sentences. "I went pee pee then ate a Popsicle and rode my pet donkey Bo Bo and we ate frog legs then we took a stroll through LSD lane and fucked a weasel then I ate a blueberry then I went home then I masturbated to Justin bieber in my man cave" Get an education.

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  blacksswan  |  10

I feel really bad for your parents. You are no where near mature. Fuck your parents life for having to put up with a immature ass child like you. The way you treat your parents ; that's how your kids in the future will treat you.

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  nitram06  |  2

What a moronimus ignoramus. Learn to use some fucking punctuation; your post makes my brain want to explode. Also, your parents are pretty damn stupid if that is their response to you "not giving a shit."

By  Flutequeen  |  0

Sorry:( if I was you I would delete Facebook all in all. It sucks now anyway.

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Noooo. First myspace, moved on to facebook, now more people are moving to twitter, and later it will be Google+! Is it just me or is anyone else really tired of having to change social networks because friends eventually desert every network that comes along. Also, I still like facebook :/

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