Love: Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my mom. The first thing...

By UHM - 06/10/2013 21:54 - United States

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my mom. The first thing my mom did was look at her breasts and mention that no matter what happens, hers were the first that I suckled on. FML

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By leahrb - 24/02/2016 18:55 - United States - Wilmington

Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time to meet my parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "Son, I want you to suck upon my nipples of knowledge." FML

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By Karim - 12/12/2012 05:29 - France - Aix-en-provence

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my family for the first time. My mother's immediate reaction was, "We didn't know you were gay!" No mom, she really is a girl. FML

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By Jes_jes18 - 02/05/2013 18:27 - United States

Today, I met my boyfriend's mom for the first time. I introduced myself and went to shake her hand. She looked me up and down and said, "I don't shake hands with whores." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2009 05:35 - United States

Today, my girlfriend met my parents for the first time. The first thing my mom said to my girlfriend was, "Honey, are you ok? You look like you got hives." FML

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By oliverP123 - 22/07/2011 04:11 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom and her friends comparing the differences in their nipples. FML

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By bregaja - 25/02/2016 18:59 - United States - Brandon

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his mom for the very first time. After shaking my hand and looking me up and down, she loudly proclaimed, "She doesn't have the right hips to have kids." FML

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By spanishsucks - 01/04/2012 03:01 - United States - Livingston

Today, I introduced my mother to my new girlfriend. My mom made a very nasty comment about her in Spanish, not realizing that my girlfriend teaches Spanish at the local school. FML

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Still the same

By John Doe - 10/01/2020 05:00

Today, my mom showed to my girlfriend my naked baby photos. My girlfriend said, "Nothing’s changed." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2012 05:50 - United States - Harrison

Today, I met my girlfriend's mom. She went on about how my girlfriend's dad is a no good drunk, following this statement with spilling her fifth glass of wine. FML

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Awkward much?

By iskalion - 10/10/2015 05:39 - Canada - Grande Prairie

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents over lunch. Unfortunately, I showed my dad her Facebook profile beforehand and he wouldn't stop making cracks about her duckfacing. It started with, "Don't let her eat the bread, it'll puff up in her stomach and kill her", and ended in tears. FML

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Beepbeep7 14

Monday 7 October 2013 2:41

Wow your mother has issues.

Gearden 8

Monday 7 October 2013 4:48

I think his mom is a bit ovary protective.

Comments

Gearden 8

Monday 7 October 2013 4:48

I think his mom is a bit ovary protective.

dcats 13

Monday 7 October 2013 5:02

Face palm. OMG, that couldn't be more awkward

wholockshocked 8

Monday 7 October 2013 5:05

Epic mom is epic

gracehi 31

Monday 7 October 2013 5:09

"Paging Dr Freud. Paging Dr Freud."

sunnyray812 42

Monday 7 October 2013 5:29

Jealous mommy?

sebastianrose21 1

Monday 7 October 2013 5:37

mommy milk.

5ellout 6

Monday 7 October 2013 5:35

sounds like something my mom would say if I was a guy

DAKILA 3

Monday 7 October 2013 5:39

so whose were better? GF's or mom's?

BlackPanther19 11

Monday 7 October 2013 5:40

That must have been pretty awkward

123_omg 19

Monday 7 October 2013 6:00

Don't worry OP. My mom walked right up to my (ex) husband once and tugged at his chest hair and pointed out that he had more than my dad. Not sure who was more embarrassed, me or my then hubby.