By Anonymous - 15/12/2015 18:10 - Germany - Munich

Today, I had to work late. Due to delayed trains and a missed connection, it was almost midnight when I finally got home. When I walked into the bedroom, I found my girlfriend wearing sexy lingerie and fast asleep. FML
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InnocenceBlue 37

Make a date for another night and make sure your gf knows how disappointed you are. On one hand it sucks that you missed out but the bigger picture is that you have an awesome girlfriend. Chin up x

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Sathane 21

Did you look in the closet?

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mas12806 24

I emotionally couldn't handle missing that

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leogachi 15

@41 Sounds like you need some therapy.

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remometol 16

How can you complain? Sounds like your life is great! You missed it today but it'll happen again

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leogachi 15

@43 That's what I was thinking. It sounds like he wasn't even expecting sex, so he didn't really miss anything. Plus his girlfriend wants to be sexy for him. His life sounds great.

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riley_s14 0

You could always do it while she's sleeping...it's not rape if she likes it..or doesn't know

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harmtouch16 11

so what? I freiking LOVE being woken up for middle of the night sex.

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BamaBorn 10

That's what IM sayin'! Try telling that to the cops..... they didn't believe me.

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YFOS_fml 17

am I the only one that thinks that's sweet

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moocowmilk0 19

You guys have all the time in the world tomorrow

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BamaBorn 10

Go to bed naked. That will worry her! *Side effects include break ups*

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leogachi 15

@56 Why would it worry her?

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