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By Anonymous - / Monday 23 July 2012 19:12 / United Kingdom
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By  lissalove17  |  17

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  kyleekay  |  21

42- I think some people take it too literally. I read it to see what the buzz was about, and afterwards I didn't feel like turning into a "dom" or anything, but it definitely made me want to spice up my sex life. I think if you go into with an open mind you can finish reading it with a few suggestions to add to your own sex life, with an overall feeling that sex can always be a bit more feisty.

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  Ameel_fml  |  21

Maybe I'm weird, but all 50 Shades of Grey inspired me to do is be thankful that I DON'T have a man like Christian Grey. I'll take my trustworthy, loving sometimes-spontaneous-in-bed husband over the creepy, controlling, manipulative rapist that is Christian Grey. It kinda grosses me out that women are fantasizing about him, tbh. Sociopaths aren't people you can "fix" with sex. Sociopaths aren't going to fall madly in love with you and give up their sociopathic ways after having sex with you. Ugh...so creepy.

By  lissalove17  |  17

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  evilplatypus  |  17

The idea of having someone's mouth anywhere NEAR my feet makes me shudder. The thought that I'd probably kiss that same person in the foreseeable future makes me puke a little in my mouth. I have the complete opposite of a foot fetish. Stay the hell away from my feet and keep yours away from mine.

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  NOOBSQUAD  |  17

I have a friend who hates all feet and his own feet so he always where's socks, but some people find it to feel very good because nerve endings are at your toes.

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  Calyx_fml  |  17

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  WaSiSimiLang  |  17

Like a previous FML, I'm gonna advice op's boyfriend to go up a few feet higher, and then suck all he wants, then watch her get satisfied. Here's going from gross to achieving her o's! Cheers

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  TheMathMajor  |  17

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  kyleekay  |  17

50- Agreed! My husband and I haven't done any foot-play, but from what I understand, the instep is a very sensitive spot for women when it's used correctly. I see it as one of those "don't knock it til' you try it" ideas.

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  doctorhook86  |  17

30: Downvotes be damned, I appreciated your clever musical pun! 66: Kissing a woman's instep is hot, but I find toes to be super gross. In related news, I once saw a porno where this dude was kissing and sucking a chick's feet, and then he shoved her little toes up his nose and snorted on them! Fucking. Gross. Even remembering it still turns me off.

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  CustardAndPie  |  17

#158, My ex used to suck on my toes a lot, idk maybe he thought it was hot, maybe he saw it in a porno, but either way it turned me right off every singe time. Feet are gross. Not dirty, but just... bizaree-looking. Like mis-shapen hands. Eugh.

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  baddawg365  |  17

158- If olllleee Greggg says it then it must be true. Because he has a mangina... Ok so I have always wanted to be able to make a comment about a mangina... Nothing wrong with that.

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  WaSiSimiLang  |  33

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  hewro_failure  |  33

So Is this so he doesn't want to have sex with a guy or because he doesn't want to try anal? Because if it's about being gay then that is quite stupid if it's because of trying anal well that's another story she may actually like it who knows but ifhe wants to pick up tips on how to try new things he should just watch porn with you and you can point out what you like

By  tayrex77  |  12

I'm reading that book right now thinking, "I wish I came this easily", lol. Unrealistic. Not a bad book though. Not a deeply profound, well written book, but it's alright.

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Speaking as a professional editor, that book is actually quite poorly written. It lucked out in the market because it caused some controversy/scandal, which boosted its sales, but overall? Very poorly written.

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  Jirekianu2  |  12

The bigger problem with the book is how abusive the relationship is. And not because of the BDSM. Yet still men and women don't see anything wrong with it. It's twilight for moms.

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  Merylwen  |  19

I really don't get why that book is so successful. Everytime I hear something about it it just seems more and more disturbing... Whoever wrote it has serious psychological issues in my opinion, so I don't know what to think about the millions of people who bought it... Isn't it mostly about a virgin with some weird rape fantasy that becomes a rich man's sex slave? (a rich man with a foot fetish that's obsessed with anal sex) Just seeing adverts for it makes me sick now. Anyway, that's a real FML.

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  raraisbang  |  19

26, actually that's not at all what it's about. Personally, I hated the book but it wasnt about a virgin with a rape fetish, or any kind of fetish. She was just a normal virgin. And he didn't have a foot/anal fetish, he had a bdsm fetish - bondage, discipline, sadism, masochism. Still a terrible book though, and FYI I've never me anyone that could come that easily. Haha.

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  rattusrattus  |  19

@76 We're told that she's a normal virgin and he's into BDSM, but going on what we're shown: - She's thicker than two short planks, has less spine than a jellyfish, and knows NOTHING about sex - He's a creepy, controlling stalker who likes to beat women and intimidate them into doing things - The author has some pretty strange ideas on what BDSM is, very little of it accurate Tips for aspiring writers: if you're gonna write about something, DO YOUR RESEARCH. Another tip: TWILIGHT IS AN AWFUL, AWFUL BOOK WITH AWFUL, AWFUL MESSAGES.

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  Ameel_fml  |  19

@ #26: Honestly, the book is pretty standard fanfiction fare. It's poorly written, the characters are 2-dimensional mary sues, the BDSM is more rape-ish than actual BDSM, and audiences flock to it and praise it just because it has sex in it. Stuff like this is all over the internet. 50 Shades of Grey was just lucky enough to get a publisher to back it. Not that there isn't some amazing fanfiction out there. Some fanfics are even (dare I say it) better and more engaging than the books they're based off. But 50 Shades of Grey falls into the "generic, badly-written, let's-base-an-entire-story-around-two-characters-fucking fanfic" category, which is generally written by people with a tenuous grasp on the English language who think they are masterful authors just because a couple of people wrote "WOW!!! This waz sooo hawttt

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  rainbowkissies  |  19

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  vulpixvixen24  |  19

Actually, as strange as it sounds, the virgin thing sounds all too common. Not to mention, the guy had visionary skills. I just feel they were misplaced. At least it was better than Twilight.

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  raraisbang  |  19

I never said quickly, I said easily. I don't generally hear about loads of people coming from having their nipples pinched or from like 30 seconds of fingering lol.

By  Enslaved  |  46

I give him points for "trying" to please you. There are a lot of guys that are turned on by feet but not many suck them.:P Saying that, he loses those same points for reading trash!

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  Jaxx66  |  46

Enslaved- I always imagine that you took that picture while on the toilette. I know it's gross! But the angle and all... And cats don't care how your lap is made, as long as its available.

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  Enslaved  |  46

Haha, Jaxx no, I'm in my kitchen. My cat is looking up at me wondering why I just had his balls cut off. I turned him into my protective eunuch. ;) ***I guess I should let Boob know I'm still thinking about balls.:P

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