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By Today - 07/09/2010 02:26 - United States

Today, I had to play Paper, Rock or Scissors and beat my boyfriend in order to get him to take a shower. FML

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By Carrie - 28/03/2020 02:00

Today, I had to beg and argue with my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This has become a recurring argument now we're confined together. FML

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By fthislyfe - 02/07/2011 14:06 - United States

Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML

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Gross dude

By summer - 26/03/2021 21:30

Today, I had to beg my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This is a basic weekly argument. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2023 00:00

Today, I beat my boyfriend at chess, whilst also doing my homework and cooking dinner, and he got upset about it. FML

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Gross dude, dude

By GhostPenguin - 08/10/2021 11:01 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, I had to tell my 30 year-old boyfriend to take a shower, or else he won't for a week. FML

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By Georgia - 13/05/2011 01:02

Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML

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By I warned him - 19/12/2014 02:39 - United States - Marietta

Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML

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By HK - 16/05/2012 22:38 - United Kingdom - Haywards Heath

Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML

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Revenge!

By princess98 - 18/11/2019 05:00

Today, I had to ask my boyfriend to take a shower, because he smelt awful and wanted to cuddle. After 45 minutes, he did so. I wanted to cuddle and fool around after he was done. I got rejected because he didn't want to get dirty. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML

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jacetopia96 1

Tuesday 7 September 2010 9:36

I thought it was Rock, Paper, Scissors?

unfortunate_13 5

Tuesday 7 September 2010 9:13

no shower, no sex. it's as simple as that.

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HappyPickles 11

Tuesday 7 September 2010 11:14

I confused - are you his girlfriend, or his mother??

perdix 29

Tuesday 7 September 2010 11:14

Go **** a clean guy...in the shower, preferably. That'll teach Pig Pen a lesson in hygiene.

3ddie_the_head 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 11:25

Chuck Norris.

3ddie_the_head 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 11:29

This comment went to the wrong spot. Damn FML app.

MetalFish 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 12:10

iron maiden Eddie owns all

3ddie_the_head 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 11:28

Chuck Norris.

oldblue 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 11:40

no offense but if u have to play rock, paper, scissors to get him to take a shower he is probably not in to u

CloudEnvy 17

Tuesday 7 September 2010 11:47

Jesus Christ the Saviour.

keepsmiling1996 5

Tuesday 7 September 2010 11:57

ydi for saying paper scissor rock. its rock paper scissor!

iLuvCupcakesxoxo 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 12:07

no where in this post does it say u won soooo...u lost huh. lmao..now u can say COME HERE STINKY..that's not a bright side but oh well. lmao

sexy_chick_123 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 12:14

130's picture

ladycoyote107 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 12:15

You should have played Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock.

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Same thing different taste

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Gross dude

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