By Anonymous - 11/01/2015 05:56 - United States - Silverdale

Spicy
Today, I had to negotiate with my husband so he would bring me toilet paper while I was on the john. His terms? A blowjob. FML
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You deserved it 7 821
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howard007 18

He sounds like h would be a great lawyer

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Regimental_Phan 18

your deal to get something to wipe your ass really sucked.

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feelingold 18

How is it a FYL to promise your husband a ********? Do you hate giving BJs that much?? If so, F your husband's life...

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Patriots21 14

He didn't blow his opportunity to suck his wife into a sweet, sweet deal.

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spoo 24

And many guys are taking notes....

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Garrett2818 21

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway
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ALegitOreo 11

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway
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Migole 36

If you're uncomfortable, you should have a talk with him how it makes you feel. If this is normal behaviour between you two and you have no problem with it you shouldn't say FML. Just my two cents

alindori 2

Maybe you should stop reading so deep into things

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lj19717 19

Why is this thumbed down? Do you people think it's bad to talk to your loved ones about this stuff?

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lndala 15

It's thumbed down because the FML is funny until someone decides to put their two cents in and read way too much into it. Just have a laugh and be done with it.

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Rawrshi 25

#43: The FML community in general seems terrified of communication with their partners. It's always insult them, withhold sex as a punishment, and/or break up if they make a mistake. Any attempt to point out communication as being necessary or those methods as petty and immature is met with mocking, thumbs down, or "stop taking it so seriously!" I don't get it either, honestly, but that's how it goes.

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Llama_Face89 33

51- it's all in a diabolical attempt to cause more funny FML posts.

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feelingold 18

Because it's BORING. We come here for entertainment, not dull agony aunt advice.

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ChopSuey444 20

It was never specified as to whether or not OP disapproves of ********. Its probably more of the fact that it's an unfair trade.

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domobot3000 5

But did he get it!? A deals a deal!

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Jdlove2 20

Worth it, toilet paper is saving grace.

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vrax 14

When looks like your shitty situation sucked! Sorry op!

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