185
Add a comment
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Create my account Sign in
Top comments
By  DocBastard  |  38

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Comments
Reply
  MarisaCB  |  16

Eh I've never gotten it, so I dunno about the comfort problem, but maybe you should have stopped him from seeing your nips until they were back to normal.

By  Victoriaannnnn  |  5

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Reply
  Hockeyboy4280  |  18

That's the biggest myth ever. You only have so many follicles on your body. Sure, it may appear thick at first, but that's because the ends of the hairs are blunted. As the hair grows, it will split and damage which in turn will thin it out. As for darkness, shaving won't change melanin... Darkness is genetic.

Reply
  YacL  |  15

I've seen enough arguments for this topic on FML, I really wouldn't like to see another one. Let's just all agree not to shave our nipple hair.

Reply
  kyleekay  |  24

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Reply
  Carmstro  |  13

I don't think that this is the sort of lie that would make or break a relationship. Personally I wouldn't share, and if he DID find out I'm sure he'd understand why I made that choice. Healthy relationships don't mean that you share literally every intimate detail about yourself. Unless you're into that I guess...

Reply
  SammyS2012  |  21

Not telling (serious) significant others intimate things creates an illusion of the perfect girl who doesn't need to shave a thing and comes out completely hairless. And what happens if he so happens to walk in when you're grooming yourself? It's better to be honest

By  supersmeg12345  |  10

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Reply
  rhaemese  |  9

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Reply
  angeluv_2014  |  22

But, to this overall comment: What you said made sense at first, but the fact that no one has any idea about the identity of the person who posted this, totally negates your whole comment. So, you're dumb. :P

Reply
  I_iz_B_a_troll  |  23

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Reply
  samasara  |  20

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Reply
  TheMathMajor  |  26

I would just leave the hair... It's not like nipple hair is that thick and/or visible that you would need to get rid of it. But I suppose if OP is self conscious about it, than yeah, she should try plucking.

Reply
  mousey119  |  4

It depends, I have pcos and mines dark, I get hair all over it's horrible. And if she's shaved it and it's come back darker. Once you start shaving somewhere you can't really stop, from my experiences anyway.

Reply
  chtychtybngbng  |  11

I have pcos too. I read a book about the condition which lists the many ways it manifests itself, two being body hair growth and scalp hair loss. I really love my body. So happy I got lucky enough to end up with this.

By  KrazieKleo  |  13

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Reply
  WritingWrongs  |  8

Well that's depressing nordrag. Everyone has their own merit in their own way (i refuse to sound like a hallmark card)... Even that funny-faced guy, whats his name? Ah that's right, Posthuman; he must have *some* redeeming qualities!(just screwing with ya posty :)

Reply
  KrazieKleo  |  13

Nordag, I'm no different than you. But my reasoning for telling people they are beautiful no matter what they think is because it boosts their self esteem a little and gives them a little bit of joy in their lives. Trust me I'm not perfect and there are times where I do say to myself how unattractive a person is.

By  DocBastard  |  38

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Reply

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Reply
  DocBastard  |  38

Many comedians have made a career of being rude and funny. Was Richard Pryor always polite? Eddie Murphy? George Carlin? Rudeness and humour are NOT mutually exclusive. If you don't like my particular brand of humour, that's your choice. It's also your loss.

Reply
  lysx84  |  24

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Reply
  gracehi  |  31

I like you, Doc, but you're no Richard Pryor. Anyway, I didn't think it was that rude. OP clearly already knows hairy breasts are unattractive, or else she wouldn't shave them.

Reply
  DocBastard  |  38

Gracehi - I had a feeling someone would think I was comparing myself to those comedy greats, which I clearly was NOT. I'm a little disappointed that someone is you. I would never in a million years put myself anywhere close to those guys. All I was doing was pointing out some great comedians who made their careers out of being rude and funny.

Reply
  glittercookies  |  12

Hairy nipples on a female isn't exactly "common." It's already humiliating. Making comments like that just makes it even more upsetting and humiliating to those who have to deal with it. That's why it's not funny. No one likes to feel abnormal.

Reply
  DocBastard  |  38

Glittercookies - You're majoring in psychology, so you know better than most how important it is to laugh at your own shortcomings. When you do that, you completely take away anyone else's ability to belittle you. If you find humour in things like this, the embarrassment simply vanishes.

Reply
  gracehi  |  31

I'm glad you think well enough of me to be disappointed in me. :P Although I think we agree on this matter otherwise. I was severely thumbed down by also using the term "sasquatch" to describe a female OP who apparently didn't feel the need to remove her lip hair. I too have taken issue with insensitive and out of line comments that were meant to be "funny," but I don't think body hair is one of those things that falls into the category of things not to be joked about. It's not like you were making fun of her peg leg or dead parent. People shouldn't be so overly sensitive, or else they'll find themselves constantly offended. Sure, your comment was a little mean but OP opened herself up to such criticism when she posted this FML.

Reply
  glittercookies  |  12

Just because you can laugh at your own shortcomings, doesn't mean your feelings won't get hurt from comments like that. That was a put down. As a girl who has to deal with this condition, it's not easy to hear that. Why is it funny to make fun of other people's shortcomings? Or body "abnormalities?"

Reply
  SammyS2012  |  21

Hair is not something to be sensitive about. I have body hair; a moderate amount because of genetics. Am I going to cry about it? No; I actually joke about it with my boyfriend. I call myself a wookie sometimes. Focusing and crying about your flaws will not make you happier.

Reply
  gracehi  |  31

Glittercookies, everyone has some physical flaw they're self conscious about. You should count yourself lucky that yours is something that can easily be remedied. Not everyone is so fortunate. If you have hairy nipples, wax or shave them and get on with your day. There's no need to get all sensitive about it.

Reply
  Isoldael  |  25

111 - laughing at your own shortcomings is different than making fun of someone else's. Or did you mean to say you were making fun of your own hairy nipples? O.o

Reply

#125- Yes, if you laugh at your own shortcomings, it does mean that your feelings won't be hurt when hearing ''rude'' comments from others. I'm a 130kg, hairy guy with a hunchback. Either I can carry around a rope and a tree to hang myself in if someone is ''mean to me'', or I can admit to the fact that I might have a vague resemblance to a mammoth, combine the collective ''insults'' I've gotten, and come up with the best jokes first!

Reply
  GypsyRover  |  0

Wow doc. If this keeps up you will be rich,2 cents at a time. I try to remember that many of the people on here are teens,and that nowadays some people are not very swift. The ones that cry you are mean have probably tried shaving there nipples. Lol

Reply
  DocBastard  |  38

Isoldael - You misunderstand me. I was saying that Glittercookies should learn to laugh at herself so she isn't offended by jokes like these that obviously hit too close to home.

Reply
  AlkaliSam  |  6

All of this debate over Doc's comment being rude and possibly offending the OP seems a bit silly considering OP's username. Hairynips? She already knows she's got Sasquatch boobs.

Loading data…