By Anonymous - 26/06/2013 16:42 - United States - Englewood

Today, I had to go to therapy for my fear of cats. All the way there, my girlfriend kept making cat noises and scratching at me. FML
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hopelessefforts 9

That must be awkward in bed if you know what I mean

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perdix 29

#2, did you read the whole story? It's a fear of cats, not dogs.

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StacyRenae 9

Sounds like something I'd do. Gotta love tough love. Meow.

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Llama_Face89 33

Plus she'll freak out and bolt. Cats tend to hate water.

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J08J 20

There actually are people who have a fear of cats?

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brittyed 11

My brother had a fear of cats until he was a teenager.

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B1ackthesun 31

If you think cats are odd, this --> http://phobialist.com/ will blow your mind.

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B1ackthesun 31

BTW, according to the site I just provided Aliurophobia is the term for a phobia of cats.

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worldclassrager 39

Pre-therapy? She'll quit just having fun...

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outoftown 26

If the therapy is because SHE has cats, you may need couples therapy, too. But dumping her and her cats would be cheaper and less aggravating.

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Hypertudism 15

Carry a small spray bottle filled with water, when she does it again, spray her. Misbehaved cats get punished.

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dannnngthatsux 19

Round my house, bad ******* get spanked!!

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Tblankk34 8

Idk about you man but the only cats I like are cute ones on the Internet, the rest... They can disappear for ever!

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