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By Anonymous / Wednesday 26 June 2013 17:05 / United States
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I never said anything of the sorts #47. However, one wouldn't have to whore themselves out to make money here. He/she could do some hiring and be the pimp/madame. Or do a bait and switch and sell Amway or some obscure religious salvation to these lonely Johns?

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Change numbers? Embrace the opportunity, change careers! OP is now in possession of prime phone sex real estate. She shouldn't let her sexy voice and beckoning horny clients go to waste. Edit: Dammit, Perdix.

I actually feel bad for you OP. My cell number is very close to the local welfare office number. Close enough they printed my number on their letterhead. I'm not being solicited for sex but it's still annoying!

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My number is slightly different from a local bar/restaurant. We used to get tons of calls from people trying to order food, make reservations, plan wedding receptions, and look for their family members or friends. It almost completely stopped after we pretended to actually be the local restaurant. We took orders and told people to come get it in a half hour. It worked surprisingly well. Perhaps ^ you and OP should just pretend to be the right number till they get the hint.

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56- YES! That's a classic, I've done this and holy crap you should hear these people flip out when I tell them that the computers are down and cheques won't be issued at the end of the month!

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My old phone no. was very close to a doctor's surgery... Let's just say hanging up on someone yelling at you for not knowing what's wrong with their child... Awkward.

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